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The above is the wikipedia definition of asexuality.
So, I've been thinking recently about how to solve the problem of men with small penises and I came to the realization that the vast majority of the problems related to small dicks have to do with sex. If sex wasn't part of the equation having a small penis wouldn't be a problem at all. This leads me to believe that asexuality is the answer to the small penis problem.
If those of us with small penises gave up on sex and sexuality, our lives would become much easier. We wouldn't have the burden of pleasuring women or relationships in general. We would no longer be intimidated or threatened by large cocks because a large cock's sphere of influence is relegated to the realm of sex. I think it's a much better solution for everyone. This idea might even lower the crime rate.
The only problem is how to create this new world. The obvious answer is that the government would have to enforce this new lifestyle. It would become illegal for men with small dicks to have sex or consume pornographic materials like videos or magazines.
I know what a lot of your are thinking, "how will the government enforce this?" That's simple. If a woman or gay man has sex with a man who has a small penis, (s)he can report that man to the authorities and receive an award of $10,000. The offending man will be sent to prison or forced to pay a hefty fine. In terms of pornography, there will be a database of men with small dicks and before buying pornography or any kind of sex toy the store or business selling the porn/sex toy will have to run the customers name and social security number through the system to make sure they aren't prohibited from buying these materials.
In a perfect world, masturbation would also be banned, but sadly masturbation laws would be much too hard (lol) to enforce, so that's the one loop hole.
What do you guys think?
The above is the wikipedia definition of asexuality.
So, I've been thinking recently about how to solve the problem of men with small penises and I came to the realization that the vast majority of the problems related to small dicks have to do with sex. If sex wasn't part of the equation having a small penis wouldn't be a problem at all. This leads me to believe that asexuality is the answer to the small penis problem.
If those of us with small penises gave up on sex and sexuality, our lives would become much easier. We wouldn't have the burden of pleasuring women or relationships in general. We would no longer be intimidated or threatened by large cocks because a large cock's sphere of influence is relegated to the realm of sex. I think it's a much better solution for everyone. This idea might even lower the crime rate.
The only problem is how to create this new world. The obvious answer is that the government would have to enforce this new lifestyle. It would become illegal for men with small dicks to have sex or consume pornographic materials like videos or magazines.
I know what a lot of your are thinking, "how will the government enforce this?" That's simple. If a woman or gay man has sex with a man who has a small penis, (s)he can report that man to the authorities and receive an award of $10,000. The offending man will be sent to prison or forced to pay a hefty fine. In terms of pornography, there will be a database of men with small dicks and before buying pornography or any kind of sex toy the store or business selling the porn/sex toy will have to run the customers name and social security number through the system to make sure they aren't prohibited from buying these materials.
In a perfect world, masturbation would also be banned, but sadly masturbation laws would be much too hard (lol) to enforce, so that's the one loop hole.
What do you guys think?