By the way I think you have some huge holes in your chronology. Let me remind you of your post from 11/11/2006 in SEx With a large penis.My 27 yo grandson just moved in with me and he freeballs all the time. ... What do you guys thank?
http://www.lpsg.org/sex-with-a-large-penis/34796-gay-men-how-many-sex-4.html#post617577 now if this is true that you only boinked one woman and only twice and that you were at the time 39m and that you are now 64 as you have stated a few times and indicate in your profile, this means your 27 year old grandson was born 2 years before you created his daddy.
This is so confusing. Now come on Bert, give me an idea what happened. Was this like one of them there those that alien invasionaries? Will it turn out that in fact when you gave head to the Turkish taffy distributor he was actually a she and was pulling the semen and sperm from you and that you then became a daddy at age 21 and then at age 37 your grandson was born?
I have the National Enquirer on the line waitin' fer your response.