There are so many posts about anal being so messy with poo
everywhere, or about "anal prep" where people do these crazy day-long fasts and enemas for hours to clean themselves out, and I just don't understand what on earth they're doing
If anal is usually messy you are doing something wrong.
If you eat healthy, have regular bowel movements and practice good hygiene then there shouldn't be any mess during anal.
Poo is only in your rectum when it's ready to come out, you shouldn't be "storing" it there
Of course there are still germs, but nothing that can't be cleaned quickly and easily.