Is having a large penis the key to happiness?

[nolbaby]

The first time a woman told me I was one of the biggest she'd ever had--and she had had a lot--a whole world of happiness opened up for me. That was 22 years ago, and I've never been unhappy for a moment since. All it takes is a booster from my wife once in a while, "You're not only the biggest I've ever had, you're the biggest I've ever seen!"

Then my whole world turns into rainbows and unicorns and fucking sparkly stars.

wow. that's weird that your wife telling you about how big your penis is makes your world become... kinda gay...

 

[nolbaby]

jk of course

 

[B_Vik1ng]

Happiness???...it most certainly IS.

I've done LOTS of things together with my er..."penis". We've gone on long walks together, shared a morning coffee and the paper, had talks (and yes, arguments like, "why the fuck did you do that??"). But it's all good.

It likes nice warm showers, jelly and peanut butter sandwiches, and going for clothes free swims. It may surprise you to know that my "johnson" has an amazing sense of humor and tells hilarious jokes, (Though I personally don't know any). And on cold days it's all nice and warm and cuddly.

(...now if only I can get it to do the taxes.)

no wai! me and the peen have the exact same relationship! :biggrin1:
we love eachother til death due us part :frown1:


on a more serious note; when I was 13-14(?) I watched some Rocco Siffredi porn, I
remember thinking "darn, i wish my penis grows that thick/big", I knew I was quite alot thicker then average by then after comparing with friends etc. But still didn't believe I was close to the porn stars...

When I measured when I was 18+ and realized I was thicker/bigger than ol' Rocco - I got pretty happy :biggrin1:


Other then that? No, big peen does not equal happyness, for me anyway.

Look at Jonah Falcon - no, I dont believe he's got the worlds biggest dick. Its prolly big though. He seems so misareable, only thing he got going for him is his cock, which says pretty much!

 

[CantShowCock]

nope all women want is to see what`s in your pants or if they got you excited that might be why you have such a huge bulge you mean that was all you soft as used teddy bear what should i do , have her sign a contract that once it does get hard she must complete the journey & not scream rape once she sees it an realizes big means big huge means massive, but men that carry the dragon are well known on how to introduc it gently into a woman she should never feel it from the exstacy she should be in from or tounge play wispering sweet nothings from lip to lip making sure that you have personally licked and seperated each layer of that precious Orchid, by now we would have worked in as many fingers as need to fit me, him,in with our hands we can feel you body relax to more tension and this forplay will make you want us regardless the cost that you may not be able to walk normal again for 2 days & you may have some mid/heavy bleeding due to tears in your uterin wall may close up by the time you may want to use it for child birth, but hey you will remember this most wonderful 3hour min act of love making( for her)for us guys will be luck if we even get to do it hard most of the time shes so krazed & horney i have to put it in soft & still work it slowley unfill shes on her3or4th orgazum then its my turn shes nice & wet so i just slide till she starts moving as my dick starts to fill her up, but its no fun when thier passed out so now your left w/ a 3rd leg thats pointing up which will happen more often then not... sorry 80)

 

[Pecker Check]

Not unless you can find the perfect keyhole.

 

[D_Amadeus_Mofart]

Not unless you can find the perfect keyhole.

Wisdom.

 

[bigboy1986]

I have a large penis and I'm not happy, so no.

 

[At.your.cervix]

If you go through life comparing yourself to others--penis size, shoe size, height, IQ, income, etc.--happiness will always allude you. To achieve happiness, you need to understand how to totally accept yourself and your world without rulers of any kind.

 

[twoton]

jk of course

:biggrin1:

 

[B_ILIW]

Happiness is what you make of it.

If one places their happiness on sex, then maybe a large cock is required. then again, not all women like a large prick, so that's not absolute.

These inferiority complex/self-pity posts are getting too much. If you have a small peen, don't post here. Especially if you have near psychiatric problems based on your penis size.

 

[Ren69]

Of course, yes.

 

[tinydick4u]

But having a small penis DOES seem to make a lot of people unhappy

That is the damn truth.I hope I can get my weight problem sorted out so I can loose this weight and get my dick back to it's original size.Then,I may be a little happy.

 

[jelqer9]

I wouldn't say it is the "key" to happiness but it sure does help your self-esteem and which causes you to feel happier. Take me for example, I am a little chubby, but I am very muscular and I have the body shape of a line backer lol. I am 19 and everyone says I am going to keep getting taller and bigger...which is why I am trying to lose weight.

But back to the penis question, since my body is the way it is, I find it very amusing when girls think I am small. (8.5"-9" (ish) x 5.8"-6") is nowhere near small (thanks to my custom jelqing routine) and when I first had sex with my now ex-girlfrind I had her turn around doggy style (without her seeing my cock) and I slowly started putting it in. She told me to stop, then looked at my cock and told me, "I didn't expect a guy like you to be so big." Best sex ever!

Now there are times it is inappropriate, I usually wear sweat pants because I have a good flaccid length and girth. I don't like the feeling of my cock being pressed on me and I don't like my big balls to be cramped. but with the new job I have I have to wear tan pants. I have tried tucking my cock, too uncomfortable and a few other things and finally it got annoying so I shoved my cock to the right side of my pants...and low n' behold you could see the outline of my dick...I got some...unwanted attention. But now that I walk to work, my cock shrinks a bit (cold weather and me walking fast paced) and it's not too much of a problem now.

There. Pros and Cons.

 

[Lazor123]

No, it's a big plus, but I don't think I've ever really been happy.

 

[Exbiker]

These inferiority complex/self-pity posts are getting too much. If you have a small peen, don't post here. Especially if you have near psychiatric problems based on your penis size.

Agreed.

I don't mind people owning up to a little insecurity.

I'd even see if I could try to help / advise.

But not the tenth or twentieth, or a hundred and twentieth time. Even really interesting things, like dust, can get rather boring at that point :wink:

 

[HorseHung40's]

Penis size is not the key to happiness. What would motivate someone to ask such a question?

 

[RealConnoisseur]

no, life doesn't care how big your cock is, it will shit on you anyway it feels like it.

 

[SR_AM5]

I've got a small ass dick & I'm happy.

 

[pcghabsy]

I am amazed this thread is still alive.

 

[boatnik]

It is not the key to happiness, but it sure as hell provides a lot of enjoyment.