I was just reading yet another measurement thread, the one about women being "clueless" when it comes to judging size. Well, here's a simple (and hopefully fun) way to get a clue. tessa42fma responded that women don't often carry tape measures, but hey, they usually have a buck in their purse, right? American paper currency measures 6" x 2" (actually it's an eighth bigger each way, but lets keep it simple). So, if you really want to know, pull out a dollar (better yet, use a hundred, just out of respect :biggrin1: ) and lay it down the top of his hardon. If it just covers, he's six. If he's longer, you've got some scale to estimate, or fold the bill in half and pick up where you left off. If he's a buck and a half, you're looking at a niner (whoo hoo!). Then, wrap it around his thang. If the ends overlap, his girth is under six. If they just touch, well you get the picture. If there's space in between..... Jackpot! Have fun.