A few months ago a friend, who just recently split up with her boyfriend, asked me what was the matter with guys in general. She asked, "Really, do you find me disgusting?"
To which I answered, "You are what being a MILF is all about in my eyes. If I was single I would date you and fuck you so hard and so often you wouldn't have a care in the world."
Stunned shock and silence. (My internal dialogue was going crazy at this point. Did I go too far?)
She cried. Wow, did she cry. She then whispered, "thank you".