It's friggin ridiculous to tell people how hung your partner is. I had this friend at the office -- nice woman -- tell me, once that her husband was "a very large man" -- which he was (and in all directions), with a heavy emphasis on the "large"...nudge...nudge...wink...wink. I just had this sense, no, that's none of my business lady; I wanted to say, "I'm glad you enjoy him, if you're trying to make me envious of him, the only complaint I've ever gotten in that dept is 'ow,' so let's not talk about dick size unless you're prepared to give me a blow job."