Is it Destiny? Feng Shui of the Penis!

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  1. Imported

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    easy_eros: Are you well endowed because your FENG SHUI is good?

    this is just for FUN and to satisfy curiousities!
    i hope people will participate in this experiment :)

    when people hear of feng shui the first thing that pops into their heads is furniture and furniture placement, right?
    actually feng shui is a taoist philosophy of sorts, a divination of the universe if you will, and thusly applies to everything in the universe!
    now Feng Shui believes that the the world and all its events is governed by 5 different energies (water, wood, fire, earth, metal). these 5 energies also translates to the human body! as we are indeed part of this world. Now each individual is made up of different mixtures of these 5 energies and the composition is determined by year, month, day, and exact time of your birth! :) these different enegies govern the different aspect of our lives as well as different parts of our bodies. as an example take your blood and your heart these two are governed by the fire element, while the liver is of wood element. Here comes the fun! ;D the penis and the whole of the reproductive organ is governed by the element of water. so in theory if youre elemental composition is predominantly that of the water element you're penis should be big! ;D
    my goal is to see whether the majority of the people here fit that category! if any of you are interested to know what you predominant element is and whether this has affected the size of your penis or not, post the following info:
    1. date of birth, including year please write the month in word form to avoid confusion. eg. feb/23/84
    2. time of birth including the time zone you were born in
    3. you may give either of the two
    the ratio of penis length (erect) to height (penis length divided by your height multiplied by 100)
    eg. height 5'9" = 69 inches
         penis          = 11 inches
    (11/69)*100= 15.94%

    OR
    height and erect penis length (if youre unsure of your math skills)

    as soon as i check your "elemental" composition i'll get back to all of you!

    thanks and have fun!
    jai

    ;D
     
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    1.  April 24
    2.  2:20pm CST
    3.  10.7  (8.0" / 6'3" x 100)

    4.  Furniture placement, eh?  If I open the bedroom door and a nude girl is in my bed beckoning me, that means the placement is good.  Right?
     
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    1) 2/18/29
    2) 5:20 p.m. CST
    3) 11.74% (7.75/66) x 100

    always fun to measure, easy! Luke
     
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    thatjigga: 1.  Oct, 05 1984
    2.  12:03 AM EST
    3.  13.14%

    Blood type: O-
     
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    easy_eros: hi guys! :)
    thanks for posting
    but i forgot to tell you that i need the year of your birth also! (pecker) ;D
    and roys toy is that correct? you were born in 1929? :eek:
    im impressed!
    also pleeeease write ur b-day in this format to avoid confusion

    Feb-23-84 = february 23, 1984

    month in words
    thanks again! hope you guys don't mind :)

    jai!
     
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    Easy, yeap, the year is correct and your being impressed makes my day! Now, what can I do to impressed you tomorrow?

    February 18, month and day.
     
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    MischievousOne: What the heck...

    feb-15-79
    09:23 CST
    11.64%
     
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    OK, I'll do it again, this time with all my teeth in.

    Apr-24-46
    2:20pm CST
    10.7 (We tall guys have a distinct disadvantage here)

    (Oops! I just remembered - I still have all my teeth. What the hell did I just put in my mouth?)
     
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    wvalady1968: Do one for me, too, easy?

    1. June-17-54
    2. 04:30 AM EST
    3. 10.7

    TY!
    Allie
     
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    canamrock: 1 - Nov. 29, 1982
    2 - 1:15 PM (Atlantic Standard Time, if it matters)
    3 - 11.27
     
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    Oh, and by metal, easy means gold.

    May 29, 1983 12:34 mountain time
    Rapid City, SD
    6[​IMG]5[​IMG]
    10.5 inches

    Sorry, but I didn't know how else to print primes.
     
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    Oh, say, how about the latest Japanese superstition? What's everyone here's blood type and see if that correlates with the penis?
     
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    canamrock: O+. I've heard of the Japanese blood type - personality correlation, but not anything about it being worked into physical appearance predictions...

    Should be a lot of A's & B's, with a few AB's and even less O's, if it's pretty much random.
     
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    canamrock: [quote author=jonb link=board=meetgreet;num=1073442945;start=0#10 date=01/07/04 at 21:54:10]Sorry, but I didn't know how else to print primes.[/quote]

    Uhm.... you can use the single quote mark ( ' ) for feet and the full quote mark ( " ) for inches.

    That reminds me of a woman would went to Comp USA Tech Support because her hard drive was filling up. She didn't realise you could delete files, and my mom was the only reason she wasn't sold a second hard drive by the TS clerk. Crazy what all those keys can do. :)
     
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    My blood type is A pos.

    Both of my sons have longer dicks than mine. One is O neg, the other is A neg I think. I don't see how blood type correlates to anything unless you're receiving a transfusion.
     
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    [quote author=canamrock link=board=meetgreet;num=1073442945;start=0#13 date=01/07/04 at 23:16:51]

    Uhm.... you can use the single quote mark ( ' ) for feet and the full quote mark ( " ) for inches.

    [/quote]

    Actually, in other threads, some posters have reported that when they try to use to quote keys (which work fine for me) they get strange symbols on this board. I don't know what kind of computer, etc, they are using, or if they are having trouble because they cut and paste their text from another application, instead of typing directly. (They are possibly getting unicode instead of plain ascii.) Quite often, I see a post where someone typed certain symbols (like a number and a colon) and the board displayed one of the little "smiley face" things instead of the text they wanted.
     
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    wvalady1968: [quote author=canamrock link=board=meetgreet;num=1073442945;start=0#12 date=01/07/04 at 23:13:36]
    Should be a lot of A's & B's, with a few AB's and even less O's, if it's pretty much random.[/quote]

    Sorry, the general statistics are
    39% = O+
    34% = A+
    8.5% = B+
    7 % = O-
    6% = A-
    3.5% = AB+
    1.5% = B-
    0.5% = AB-

    Allie
     
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    [quote author=canamrock link=board=meetgreet;num=1073442945;start=0#12 date=01/07/04 at 23:13:36]O+. I've heard of the Japanese blood type - personality correlation, but not anything about it being worked into physical appearance predictions...

    Should be a lot of A's & B's, with a few AB's and even less O's, if it's pretty much random.[/quote]
    Actually, you have that wrong. Should be a lot of O's, some A's, fewer B's, and even fewer AB's.

    They say it relates to what foods you should eat.
     
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    [quote author=ericbear link=board=meetgreet;num=1073442945;start=0#15 date=01/08/04 at 06:51:26]

    Actually, in other threads, some posters have reported that when they try to use to quote keys (which work fine for me) they get strange symbols on this board.  I don't know what kind of computer, etc, they are using, or if they are having trouble because they cut and paste their text from another application, instead of typing directly.  (They are possibly getting unicode instead of plain ascii.)[/quote]
    Or they're using Wintendo's special character set. It uses  to — even though these are special command characters in ISO-Latin-1 and Unicode. (And in ASCII, 127 is the delete key.)
     
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    [quote author=Pecker link=board=meetgreet;num=1073442945;start=0#14 date=01/08/04 at 06:42:43]My blood type is A pos.  

    Both of my sons have longer dicks than mine.  One is O neg, the other is A neg I think.  I don't see how blood type correlates to anything unless you're receiving a transfusion. [/quote]
    I was JOKING, Pecker. But unlike all the 'race and penis size' threads, I was using something with actual biological significance: I'd say death is biological significance!
     
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