Lordpendragon said:
I can't allow you to miss true culture.
The British Isles are attached to the Independent State of Greeeeter Yourrksheeer. Folk from this state are reeetley proud of their Eritage as everything good in the world today finds its true origin from Yourrksheeer or its people.
Football has a real world series (actually the Americans are getting passably good at the true game)
Rugby is played by real men (and women) who don't need body armour.
Rounders (I think you call it baseball) is played mainly in Girl's Schools.
God only watches cricket and of course supports Yourrksheeer.
Thank You.
Whoa, so many admirers, so little time
Amen to all of that, your Lordship! I actually think that God consults Darren Gough before making any big decisions these days. I also think he's taking dance lessons from him lol
Yes, York is a cool town (except when you live where I do, it constitutes a big bad city!), but Knaresborough is far cooler and more picturesque.
There is very much more to "Great" Britain than just England - it's also Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. All very beautiful places.
And GBO - you probably won't believe me, but my name was something of a silly joke that seems to have gone wrong! I noticed that most people (present company excepted of course!) had rather grandiose and slightly absurd names, so I thought that I'd top the lot just by calling myself Gorgeous. Which in 'real life' I'd never seriously do. A girl has to retain some degree of modesty...
Glad to hear you've finished masturbating for today - although by the time you've read this, you might have started again! And that "dutty Jawn" accent sounds Scottish - my accent is Northern English. It's probably best if you don't call the Scottish 'Northern English'!
Rugby can be pretty brutal, if only for the fact it's played without much padding - I've seen a couple of games and the scrums (rucks?) look pretty vicious. People get banned for trying to gouge out eyes, drag their studs down someone's back and kick people in the head. A game played by gentlemen, of course lol
Here endeth the geography lesson, children!
Love & hugs, your cultural attache
'Possibly Quite Attractive' Jane xx