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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pecker, Mar 29, 2008.
I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie,
Ernie says Soph, you got no tits and a tight box,
I said Ernie, get off my back.
Its not in yet,
I don't know if it's in, can you grind it just to make sure?
No - I have to wait another two weeks!! :cry:
I haven't felt it yet!
Half in, just have to wait another hour or so...
Does it count as having sex if you can't feel it?
Words I so hope to never hear.
Yes -No - Yes - no -yes - no
it's getting there but it's sure taking its damn sweet time!
Describe three two-letter words meaning tiny;
Is it gonna grow any more, she said with a frown on her face...
I isn't Yeti - Oh yes you is.
Bette Milder by way of Sophie Tucker.
Yeassuh, heard thet back in nine teeen seventee four!
Three two letter words that mean tiny.
The story of my sex life...
Yeah, She was and is an incredible woman, just wish id have been around in those early days.
But is it in yet?
Yeah, the hand grenade was placed in Ann Coulter via tampon cardboard tube. All she has to do is pull the string.
Thanks for the mental image, invisibleman.
If you have to ask her, there is something wrong on your end.