I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie,
Ernie says Soph, you got no tits and a tight box,
I said Ernie, get off my back.
Its not in yet,![]()
Does it count as having sex if you can't feel it?
Bette Milder by way of Sophie Tucker.
Yeassuh, heard thet back in nine teeen seventee four!
But is it in yet?