Is it in yet?

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  1. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Well?
     
  2. B_Monster

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    I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie,

    Ernie says Soph, you got no tits and a tight box,

    I said Ernie, get off my back.

    Its not in yet, :rolleyes:
     
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    I don't know if it's in, can you grind it just to make sure?
     
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    No - I have to wait another two weeks!! :cry:
     
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    I haven't felt it yet!
     
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    Half in, just have to wait another hour or so...
     
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    Does it count as having sex if you can't feel it?
     
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    Words I so hope to never hear.
     
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    Yes -No - Yes - no -yes - no
     
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    it's getting there but it's sure taking its damn sweet time!
     
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    Describe three two-letter words meaning tiny;

    "Is-It-In?"
     
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    Is it gonna grow any more, she said with a frown on her face...
     
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    I isn't Yeti - Oh yes you is.
     
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    Bette Milder by way of Sophie Tucker.

    Yeassuh, heard thet back in nine teeen seventee four!
     
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    Three two letter words that mean tiny.

    The story of my sex life...
     
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    Yeah, She was and is an incredible woman, just wish id have been around in those early days.
     
  17. Pecker

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    But is it in yet?
     
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    Yeah, the hand grenade was placed in Ann Coulter via tampon cardboard tube. All she has to do is pull the string.
     
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    Hmmmmmmmmmm.


    Thanks for the mental image, invisibleman.
     
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    If you have to ask her, there is something wrong on your end.
     
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