Is it in yet?

[D_Dougie Styall]

Wait wait, don't tell me, I know this one...

 

[ActionBuddy]

Bette Milder by way of Sophie Tucker.

Yeassuh, heard thet back in nine teeen seventee four!

and again in 75, and again in 76, and again in.... until she went Mainstream, right?

 

[Principessa]

• It's in?
• That's not too bad, no worse than using a super tampon. :tongue:
• I thought you said it would hurt.

 

[auncut10in]

Can you take a little more? I got 9" still waiting to go in.

YIKES!

 

[hotman911]

him: I will only put the head in if you will let me.

her: ok but it better not hurt.

so he slides it all the way in & pumps it a few times.

she says after a few mins wow this feels really good go ahead & put it all in.

he says nope a promise is a promise.

hehe

 

[ZOS23xy]

Or...

"...I can't fill the grand canyon!"

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

In such a case....maybe a baseball bat would suffice??

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

hmm,this reminds me of a stripper in dallas texas 4'11 100 lbs......90 pounds of it pussy!Like placing my foot in a bucket of mudd.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

" what'd you think of my performance?"
"well, i didn't think too much of your organ."
'well, i didn't think i'd be playing in an auditorium."

 

[SpeedoMike]

is what in? :biggrin1:

 

[Honey123]

The boy says, "I just want to cuddle, I promise I won't do anything else."
The girl says, "Well, I probably shouldn't, but ok" and lies down next to him on the bed. He turns out the light.

The boy says, "I just want to feel your skin next to mine, I promise I won't do anything else."
The girl says, "Well, I probably shouldn't, but ok" and they take their clothes off and snuggle closer.

The boy says, "I just want to put my finger in your belly button, I promise I won't do anything else."
The girl thinks a minute and says, "Well, I probably shouldn't, but ok" and a moment later says loudly, "Hey, that's not my belly button" and the boy laughs and says, "That's not my finger either."

It’s not in yet.

 

[Edmond405]

Well, a couple of you guys, specifically the guys, have photos that pretty much make me want to do a better job at trying to bottom. Bring it on.... Hehehehehehe..... Ed

 

[Mandee]

The boy says, "I just want to cuddle, I promise I won't do anything else."
The girl says, "Well, I probably shouldn't, but ok" and lies down next to him on the bed. He turns out the light.

The boy says, "I just want to feel your skin next to mine, I promise I won't do anything else."
The girl says, "Well, I probably shouldn't, but ok" and they take their clothes off and snuggle closer.

The boy says, "I just want to put my finger in your belly button, I promise I won't do anything else."
The girl thinks a minute and says, "Well, I probably shouldn't, but ok" and a moment later says loudly, "Hey, that's not my belly button" and the boy laughs and says, "That's not my finger either."

It’s not in yet.

lol that's a funny one!

 

[Honey123]

lol that's a funny one!

My mother told me that one when I was a kid, maybe 12 years old. I think she was trying to get across that boys will try to get a girl to do a little bit more at a time (you know, the wear her down method). I have no idea why I remember it so well but this thread made me think about it.

I should tell it to her when I go visit next weekend. see if she remembers it.

 

[Northland]

Well?

If not then I'd sure like to know where I just shot my wad.