Is it just me?

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Or does anyone else find it a strange balance to be having an intelligent conversation with someone one minute then getting a thumping boner the next looking at their gallery pics?

It is me, isn't it? :redface:

No, and it's even more wierd when it happens "in real life" or what to say. :wink:
 

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WOW! See -- it's comments like these that cause a magical and instant hard-on. Amazing; you have the power to make my pants stretch essentially on command. It's actually fatter (when I'm totally hard) about a third down from the tip -- an inch or so below the head; it's a gradual thickening, and then a gradual slendering towards the base -- so it's pretty thick the whole way down.

Although, when I'm about to cum, it feels like the head the thickest thing I've ever felt. But that's just me, probably.



:cool: Lol..

And you Duderino...man, you give an particular exquisit impact too..by looking at yours...:tongue:

Man, you are fatter at the first 1/2 of it? :eek: hmmm...very interesting and unique sensations indeed!

:biggrin1:

Oh those naughty pics that keeping distracting us...
 

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Those of us on the other side of the pond leave that to you Brits.:rolleyes:
In America i think we have different outlook on other world leaders. England is a good friend to the united states. I loved Thatcher, Magior,and Tony Blair. This pains me sometimes with all the Bush and Clinton bashing over the years from all over the world. What im saying England is our best friend and i dont think its right of me to bash your leaders. This is who you picked and i respect that. They did a poll a while back in the states of who was the most respected figure in the world and Tony came in first. The English are first class people and so are your prime ministers. One day i shall visit your great country. I grew up listening to your music, Monty Python etc.... Who knows mabye Lord will even give me a tour of all the great places to visit............:smile:
 

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Except they can't play cricket or Rugby to save themselves even though they invented those games.


:stands back and gets ready to dodge the flying warm beer bottles and Cockney insults:
 

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Or does anyone else find it a strange balance to be having an intelligent conversation with someone one minute then getting a thumping boner the next looking at their gallery pics?

It is me, isn't it? :redface:

No, it's not just you, LP. The internet is such a strange place -- it enables us to do things that would be impossible on the outside.

I admit I look at pics and some of them give me the female equivalent of a hard-on. But it doesn't bother me one bit that I might have carried on a conversation with the person -- silly, serious or otherwise. Why is that? I think it's because there's an invisible boundary that makes me feel safe.

The boundary is knowing that I am never going to actually have sex with someone I see on this site. So anything sexual related to that guy is a fantasy, and will remain in the realm of my imagination.

When I lust after someone in person, it's a whole different deal. I become afraid of my feelings, and rightly so. I stay well away from temptation -- work out at a different gym, eat lunch somewhere else, etc. I can't count the number of times I've had to walk away from a friendship with a man because it became dangerous to my sanity. (And his?)

But I don't have to be afraid of myself here. Space and time protect me. I'm not in danger of "accidentally" flying to another state or another country. :wink:

And it's my choice whether I communicate with someone or not, and on what level.

That said -- if you don't know me, please do not PM me trying to get me to cam, or chat, or privately look at pictures of your dick that you don't have the balls to post in a gallery!! :mad:

People who post here regularly are much more welcome. If I know you from your posts (at least somewhat), I'm less likely to think you're just out trolling for internet sex and don't give a shit about who I am.
 

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No, it's not just you, LP. The internet is such a strange place -- it enables us to do things that would be impossible on the outside.

I admit I look at pics and some of them give me the female equivalent of a hard-on. But it doesn't bother me one bit that I might have carried on a conversation with the person -- silly, serious or otherwise. Why is that? I think it's because there's an invisible boundary that makes me feel safe.

The boundary is knowing that I am never going to actually have sex with someone I see on this site. So anything sexual related to that guy is a fantasy, and will remain in the realm of my imagination.

When I lust after someone in person, it's a whole different deal. I become afraid of my feelings, and rightly so. I stay well away from temptation -- work out at a different gym, eat lunch somewhere else, etc. I can't count the number of times I've had to walk away from a friendship with a man because it became dangerous to my sanity. (And his?)

But I don't have to be afraid of myself here. Space and time protect me. I'm not in danger of "accidentally" flying to another state or another country. :wink:

And it's my choice whether I communicate with someone or not, and on what level.

That said -- if you don't know me, please do not PM me trying to get me to cam, or chat, or privately look at pictures of your dick that you don't have the balls to post in a gallery!! :mad:

People who post here regularly are much more welcome. If I know you from your posts (at least somewhat), I'm less likely to think you're just out trolling for internet sex and don't give a shit about who I am.
Im sorry to hear some jerks are bothering you my dear. You are such nice sweet person. You are also a married women. You would think they would have some respect. :redface:
 

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Im sorry to hear some jerks are bothering you my dear. You are such nice sweet person. You are also a married women. You would think they would have some respect. :redface:

I agree. People will say "I read your profile" and then go on to proposition me.

It makes me think that they either can't read, or have no morals whatsoever.
 

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I agree. People will say "I read your profile" and then go on to proposition me.

It makes me think that they either can't read, or have no morals whatsoever.

I read your profile, is usually code for " I saw your pics, realized you are a female and I just want you to praise my tiny penis."

When people are bothersome to you, just step up and call them a name, or just delete the PM.
 

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LOL!

Jeff have compassion for the less fortunate! LOL! YOu are evil ,you know that?






I read your profile, is usually code for " I saw your pics, realized you are a female and I just want you to praise my tiny penis."

When people are bothersome to you, just step up and call them a name, or just delete the PM.
 

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LOL!

Jeff have compassion for the less fortunate! LOL! YOu are evil ,you know that?


Nah, I am sweet and loveable. I have never NOT returned a SINGLE PM.:biggrin1: I have lots of compassion, Naughty. I just like to be a bit "naughty" at times....:tongue:

I stole those thoughts from a few friends here, who dislike PMs. I enjoy them, provided they aren't silly.
 

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I agree. People will say "I read your profile" and then go on to proposition me.

It makes me think that they either can't read, or have no morals whatsoever.
No i think you are very bright and intersting and beautifull. Some men are like vampires just looking for flesh. I can see you taking offense to them to not looking at who you are. Its there loss. And like i said before you are married. They have no morals or respect.........:cool:
 

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The hardest thing is not sending mixed signals. I guess I can understand if people get confused.

I think some guys are afraid to talk to me, and they don't need to be. If you read the comments in my gallery, and I tell you I am flattered by all of them, and offended by none of them, you will understand I'm pretty open-minded.

What I don't like are the weirdos. And I DO NOT CAM, so don't waste your time asking.

I usually do try to answer everything. But I don't like to be rude, so I if someone has sent me 2 pictures of "his cock" and the pictures are of 2 different cocks, I usually just decide not to reply. What would I say? :biggrin1:

However, just because I'm married doesn't mean I have the bubonic plague. TM is not going to reach through the internet and strangle any guy who speaks to me. In fact, we don't read each other's messages, unless there is something humorous or interesting we want to share with the other.

I agree messages can be fun. Every once in a while I get one from someone I really like, and it makes my day. :flirt:

But, most of the time, I either get messages I don't want, or no messages at all...

And I think I've hi-jacked this thread...oops.
 

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I came out of the shadows and joined this webiste a little under 48 hours ago. So far I've had 37 PM's, 17 of them asking "do ya cam" and 3 asking if I'd like to see an impossibly small penis! I must be naive because it's come as a bit of a shock.

The remaining 17 were thoughtful, well written welcoming messages. Thank you for those!
 

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I came out of the shadows and joined this webiste a little under 48 hours ago. So far I've had 37 PM's, 17 of them asking "do ya cam" and 3 asking if I'd like to see an impossibly small penis! I must be naive because it's come as a bit of a shock.

The remaining 17 were thoughtful, well written welcoming messages. Thank you for those!

You will learn Quickly, Amy.

Welcome to the group, btw. Allow me to apoligise on behalf of the guys here. Some people see a girl in the gallery and they lose all manners.
 
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Yup.

Then you got the werewolves who go around impaling vampires.
 

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I was just wondering if any of you guys really get that way when you look at my pics? i find it very flattering that guys get excited when they look at your pics...
 

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I was just wondering if any of you guys really get that way when you look at my pics? i find it very flattering that guys get excited when they look at your pics...

Jessica - I don't know if you really want to hear this, but when my husband saw your pics, he thought you were one of the prettiest girls on this site. I agree. You have a lovely shape, cute face, and great skin.