Is it like X-MAS?

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Garth33, Jan 30, 2006.

  1. Garth33

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    sorry to barge into your forum but I've always been curious....is the first time you see a guy "for what he is" like unwrapping a gift at Christmas? I'm guessing you've been SUPRISED too:)
    I've been PLENTY disappointed by gifts that came in big boxes myself so I can "kind of" relate (I think)....anyway...what do you think ladies? Is it a big deal if you like a guy and find out he comes up a little "short" in the junkyard*?


    (*pretty clever huh!:)
     
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    I think it would really only be disappointing if he's spent a lot of time dropping hints about how big it is... and it's not.
     
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    Can't imagine a guy bragging himself up only to be "exposed" for the fraud he is...(that must REALLY be disappointing!!:mad: )
    I've always been cautious even though i'm a (respectable?) 7 1/2"...not bad but not super big:cool:
    I'd think it's like getting what you wanted for Christmas if you asked for an Ipod and GOT an Ipod but NOT the pre-loaded version you can find on ebay....you're generally satisfied but ultimately disappointed:rolleyes: (Even if it works WELL for you!)
     
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    Well, my ex-bf was about 6.5" and he said that was huge because 5" was average... but then exaggeration was always one of his strong suits.
     
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    I never exaggerate because I never know when she might call my bluff!
     
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    Still, at least you don't sound bitter about it :rolleyes:
     
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    I think guys will 'brag' because they think all chicks want a guy with a big dick. Also, they are hoping that by the time she sees that things don't measure up, they are already in the process of having sex, so what does it matter if he wasn't as big as he said he was?
     
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    But after it's over she'll tell everyone how big he really is.
     
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    True, but if he's just out looking to hook up, he won't care. Besides, he can always use the 'psycho' ex-gf speech on the next unsuspecting woman.
     
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    I hate it when this has happened. I never ever ask a guy his size. But when a guy tells me he is 7 inches I expect that and not 5. It is not good to lie about something that one is sure to get catch lying about. People need to be more accepting of themselves.
     
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    Yeah, don't lie to me. I'll be happy if it gets hard and and I get wet.
     
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    Not at all, I'm totally used to the sight. Still I think there's something sexy when I'm teased by a set of boxers dropped especially slowly, so that he reveals just piece by piece what I'm yearning for.

    Not like Christmas, maybe like easter. I guess it's the egg hunt ;-)
     
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    I think it would really only be disappointing if he's spent a lot of time dropping hints about how big it is... and it's not.
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    I hate it when this has happened. I never ever ask a guy his size. But when a guy tells me he is 7 inches I expect that and not 5. It is not good to lie about something that one is sure to get catch lying about. People need to be more accepting of themselves.
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    Why can't women parallel park?

    Because their boyfriends keep telling them this is six inches (as he holds hands 3 inches apart).

    Obviously that joke works a lot better in person, but the point is that a lot of guys believe that the studies showing that women have weaker spatial skills on average mean that a woman will also believe her boyfriend's cock rivals the Empire State.

    My policy is not to lie because rulers don't lie, and if she is asking, she better be from Missouri because it's the show me state.
     
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    :tongue: Yeah, that wasn't too obvious, was it Alex? Sorry, I will try not to re-hash past relationships with sociopaths on these boards.
     
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    I'm sure that if we started a poll on here about whether or not people had ever dated a psycho at some point, most of us would have to admit that we had! :biggrin1: Damn those seductive psychos.... :rolleyes:
     
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    :rolleyes: seductive scorpio if I recall my favourite mistake
     
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