Is it ok to kill someone who is snoring

[helgaleena]

Pacifier cock is a good remedy for snoring, yes. So is rolling the sleeping person over onto her or his side. Those who snore are on their backs, choking on their own uvula.

I didn't believe I snored because I had never heard it, being asleep :lol:

 

[TopDudeFtl]

Since I'm not "up" on UK law, I'll pass on the original question but add my own experiences. My boy has always snored & we've been together for almost 11 years now. On occasion, I would have a hard time falling asleep with the onslaught of noises from a couple feet away so I would record him snoring. I would often send him an MMS with the recording during the work day just to annoy him. :biggrin1: His snoring has all but stopped since we bought our latest bed. I can't explain it, but he's all but stopped completely with the exception of a couple of weeks ago when he was suffering from allergies.

Last week, I was a few hundred miles from home for work & stopped to visit my ex. We went out to celebrate Cinco de Mayo like all good Americans do. After a few margaritas & several shots of Cuervo, he suggested that I stay at his place instead of driving home. I was glad that I did until he woke me up in the middle of the night with his obscene snoring. I definitely don't remember him snoring THAT bad when we were together. I laid awake for several hours trying to deal with it. I even tried to go sleep on the couch, but his room mate was passed out there. I ended up leaving about 6 AM & driving back home tired as hell. :frown1:

 

[B_jeepguy2]

I had a college roomate who used to snore, and if he was drunk he REALLY snored. OMG it used to drive me fuckin crazy. My bed was right next to my desk so I would pick up a heavy book off the desk and drop the damn thing on the floor to wake his ass up. LOL

 

[Calboner]

Sorry for your trouble, Boxerboy. I have been in this situation TWICE, with two different friends! Foam plugs in my ears, pillows on both sides of my head -- nothing keeps out the noise. Make a noise to make him up and he falls asleep and starts snoring again long before I can drop off. In each incident, I think I got two or three hours of sleep, and I left the next day because I could not endure another night like that.

 

[D_Tully Tunnelrat]

I've offered to break his nose for him several times, but he declines my selfless offer every time

I can't imagine why... Maybe you should get him to take up boxing.

 

[the_new_godiva]

My boyfriend is snoring right now but its a little like gurggling and although it's really annoying it's also adorable. So I'll live with it. :dunno:

I woke up with someone gurgling/snoring in my face too, although it was a cat :biggrin1:

Help me... You were the last person I had any physical interaction with! I've been cuddling and hugging dogs and cats since I left NYC.

 

[HiddenLacey]

I think a good lawyer could get you off with a temporary insanity plea. Keep that in mind for the next time.

 

[boxerboy]

Sorry for your trouble, Boxerboy. I have been in this situation TWICE, with two different friends! Foam plugs in my ears, pillows on both sides of my head -- nothing keeps out the noise. Make a noise to make him up and he falls asleep and starts snoring again long before I can drop off. In each incident, I think I got two or three hours of sleep, and I left the next day because I could not endure another night like that.

Indeed this is exactly my experience. Home now and had a 3 hour top up sleep

 

[boxerboy]

"Oh yeah just wake me up if I start snoring."

Famous last words of someone who can fall asleep in 5 seconds, talking to someone who takes a little longer

Viking ive heard that before, so true. Makes me see red. There back alseep before i even get back to the bed and snoring 30 secs later!

 

[Northland]

I'm never kept awake from my snoring. Snoring to me is at once comical and soothing. It's a funny sound; but, at the same time, it's comforting knowing the person is alive and asleep and then I drift happily off to sleep myself. Others have told me I am a dreadful snorer; yet, as I indicated, it has never kept me awake:smile:.

 

[B_Nick8]

I woke up with someone gurgling/snoring in my face too, although it was a cat :biggrin1:

Help me... You were the last person I had any physical interaction with! I've been cuddling and hugging dogs and cats since I left NYC.

You need to come back. Very soon. :wink:

 

[Ethyl]

You have my sympathies. Growing up with a father who could suck the drapes off the windows at night I begged for the bedroom at the farthest end of the house and was finally granted my wish at 15.

 

[the_new_godiva]

You have my sympathies. Growing up with a father who could suck the drapes off the windows at night I begged for the bedroom at the farthest end of the house and was finally granted my wish at 15.

Hey I think you're in the Guiness Book of World Records! Something about 15 years without sleep?

 

[SpeedoMike]

This sounds like having a sleep apnea. see your doctor for a sleep study. there are medical ways of stopping the situation.

 

[witch]

But …but .. Your Honor, members of the jury ………. It was only a
"pillow” facial

 

[Mr. Snakey]

No it's not. However farting is a whole other story.

 

[Ethyl]

Hey I think you're in the Guiness Book of World Records! Something about 15 years without sleep?

Close. Most catnaps in a single day.

 

[Fleur]

Buy him this.
They work, I'm told.

They do work. Also if it's really bad, time to go to a sleep doctor. My mom did, after I told her her snoring was horrendous and she was always tired. She went to a sleep doctor and found out she has sleep apnea...now she wears something like that and something that blows air into her nose...she looks like an octopus when she goes to sleep now...so now I get to make fun of her.

But, the scary part is she found out she would stop breathing several times a minute...each time she did that she was risking not starting to breath again. So it's a serious thing.

 

[freyasworld]

It should be compulsary

 

[Countryguy63]

In true LPSG fashion....just plug his throat with your cock. He won't be able to breath and there won't be any fingerprints :wink:

Give him a hug, kiss him good night and tell him you really value getting to spend time with him.
If he isn't gay, you'll get a good night's sleep, but he won't.

I tell that joke a lot