Is it only gay guys that have huge penises

[bigfan142]

If I were going to create a thread of the most ignorant questions on LPSG, this one would be at the top

 

[novice_btm]

you can't be serious...

"I am, and don't call me 'Shirley'."

Oh, um, wait, uh, nevermind... :tongue:

 

[hud01]

Is this really a serious question?

Please think BEFORE you start a thread in the future. With people like you LPSG gets flooded with useless threads.

Yeah there aren't any useless threads out there already

 

[invisibleman]

Is it only gay guys that have huge penises?

Or is it a fact that most gay/bi guys have big dicks.

Only in the men's lockerroom at the gym. Only in the steam room. Only in a public restroom.
Only in the morning, when it is time to pee after nocturnal bladder filling during a six hour night of slumber. Only when Matt Damon wears the AussieBums and when Michael C. Hall wears the full body Speedo. Only after the hot doctor gives the usual prostate check.

 

[MissPretty]

Unfortunately for me, it seems like it! :smile:

 

[NiceDude]

Ok from my own experience with gay and 'straight' guys I have messed around with: gay guys tend to be bigger than straight guys, but when straight guys are BIG they are usually very BIG... Gay guys are more obsessed with dicks and their bodies anyway, so it may also have to do with that...

 

[midlifebear]

Well, Zimboro8, I'll come clean and admit what others want to keep secret. Yes, gays always have larger penises that straight men. It's in our contracts. If you're interested I'll send you the official application for the contract to become gay, which guarrantees that you will grow at least two more inches in length once we process your application, upon which you will be notified via FedEx with the official gay T-shirt and a notarized copy of your contract. You'll also receive an official card, good anywhere to prove you are gay, and upon presentation at any Pottery Barn or Target makes you eligible for a free Sunbeam Toaster Oven. Quantities are limited, so act now.

Yours in better living through large penises,

Mr. Midlifebear

 

[D_Peirsonne Plowblade]

I'm straight.

From most of the comments, is the majority of people on this site either gay or bi. Or is it a fact that most gay/bi guys have big dicks.

 

[Pitbull]

Is it only gay guys that have huge penises

HOLY SHIT - I'M GAY???

Oh wait - it was just a question and not a statement of fact.
:18:

 

[D_wibbles]

well im hung and str8 it realy doesnt matter who u fuck its in your jeans lol ..

 

[maestro071]

Well, I'm str8, lol.

 

[B_Nick4444]

well im hung and str8 it realy doesnt matter who u fuck its in your jeans lol ..

how is that done??? thought you had to take it OUT of your jeans???

 

[Booble]

Well, Zimboro8, I'll come clean and admit what others want to keep secret. Yes, gays always have larger penises that straight men. It's in our contracts. If you're interested I'll send you the official application for the contract to become gay, which guarrantees that you will grow at least two more inches in length once we process your application, upon which you will be notified via FedEx with the official gay T-shirt and a notarized copy of your contract. You'll also receive an official card, good anywhere to prove you are gay, and upon presentation at any Pottery Barn or Target makes you eligible for a free Sunbeam Toaster Oven. Quantities are limited, so act now.

Yours in better living through large penises,

Mr. Midlifebear

An excellent post.

 

[The Legend]

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