Or for the unforgivable mixing of facts Our Government fed to us knowing we're stupid enough to believe them.
Real Facts (tm) include:
1) The terrorists from 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia, NOT Iraq
2) bush and blair wanted to go into Iraq before it happened
3) The bush family and the Bin Laden family have been close personal friends for over two decades (how much of a conspiracy theorist do you really have to be to just acknowledge reality?)
4) THERE WERE NEVER ANY WMDS! Which completely invalidates our reasons for being there. We lost several thousand people in a terrorist attack, but we voluntarily sacrificed several thousand more. Good show.
5) (and this is a personal favorite) How fucking stupid can you be to believe that bush would give a flying FUCK about the "freedom of the Iraqi people" when he's usurping ours at record speeds? This guy doesn't give a fuck about OUR freedom, this whole excuse would have been laughable if not for the dead who make it somewhat less funny. If you strain your memory, you'll recall that the "freedom" excuse and the "freedom fries" and all the other soundbyte nonsense only happened when wmds couldn't be produced to give us (well, them) an excuse to stay.
And now, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my fellow americans for being the stupid cattle that they are to allow for such a sad thing to happen because they just weren't quick enough to pick up on the Extremely Obvious. A special shoutout to fundamental christians who supported the slaughter just because bush said "God" on tv.
I saw an interview with some of the mothers who's lost their children in the war. Most were pretty enraged, but a few said something retarded like "He died defending his country" or some such schlock. Bullocks! He died making profits for bushco. Like it or don't like it, I don't care, but that's what it is.