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madame_zora said:
Oh, I see- Matthew's not good enough to fuck but our candy-flavoured Ashlar is!

you're getting me into A LOT of trouble...

ashlar, it wasn't like that. i really do like you and all but --- it's not you, it's me.

sorry to matthew, i couldn't resist. you were off in iraq; i was alone ... and the dildo was nowhere to be found.
 

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GoneA said:
sorry to matthew, i couldn't resist. you were off in iraq; i was alone ... and the dildo was nowhere to be found.
Check in your rectum.

And the difference is that I don't taste like a candy necklace. I taste like ...
 

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RideRocket said:
If anything, I like that Bush has the balls (there's a joke in there somewhere) to stand his ground.
Oh yes, there's a joke in that. It involves bat testes and a post in the "Balls" discussion in Women's Issues.

heh heh heh...
 

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Meanwhile, the HHS department tries to foment panic about the Asian bird flu and the House of Representatives takes time out of their standard schedule of avoiding the ongoing train wreck of this administration to pass a resolution about keeping the Christ in Christmas. :rolleyes:
 

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Even if the penis subject never came up (yeah, UP!), this forum would be worth every second of my time because of its serving as an outlet for so many respectable, well-grounded minds venting their political dispositions. Thanks, Jana, for having the foresight to express yourself re. our shrub of a leader.

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He admitted there were no Weapons Of Mass Destruction.

I just lost 25 bucks. Damn. I had "will not admit until out of office" in the Bush pool at work. Doubledamn.
 

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dlcs said:
He admitted there were no Weapons Of Mass Destruction.

I just lost 25 bucks. Damn. I had "will not admit until out of office" in the Bush pool at work. Doubledamn.

Quite an admission, four years late and a few billion dollars short.
 

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madame_zora said:
Quite an admission, four years late and a few billion dollars short.
Right... quite an admission, four years late, a few billion dollars short, and 2000+ expendable American servicepersons gone forever. Not too high a price to cover the lies, by a long shot. Right?
 

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DC_DEEP said:
Right... quite an admission, four years late, a few billion dollars short, and 2000+ expendable American servicepersons gone forever. Not too high a price to cover the lies, by a long shot. Right?
For bringing the Great Gift Of Democracy to an area that probably doesn't want it? Nice to finally, officially know the 2000+ gave up their lives under a flag of "Ooops."

What a slap in the face to the families. Too bad you can't sue the Government for wrongful death.
 

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Or for the unforgivable mixing of facts Our Government fed to us knowing we're stupid enough to believe them.

Real Facts (tm) include:

1) The terrorists from 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia, NOT Iraq

2) bush and blair wanted to go into Iraq before it happened

3) The bush family and the Bin Laden family have been close personal friends for over two decades (how much of a conspiracy theorist do you really have to be to just acknowledge reality?)

4) THERE WERE NEVER ANY WMDS! Which completely invalidates our reasons for being there. We lost several thousand people in a terrorist attack, but we voluntarily sacrificed several thousand more. Good show.

5) (and this is a personal favorite) How fucking stupid can you be to believe that bush would give a flying FUCK about the "freedom of the Iraqi people" when he's usurping ours at record speeds? This guy doesn't give a fuck about OUR freedom, this whole excuse would have been laughable if not for the dead who make it somewhat less funny. If you strain your memory, you'll recall that the "freedom" excuse and the "freedom fries" and all the other soundbyte nonsense only happened when wmds couldn't be produced to give us (well, them) an excuse to stay.

And now, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my fellow americans for being the stupid cattle that they are to allow for such a sad thing to happen because they just weren't quick enough to pick up on the Extremely Obvious. A special shoutout to fundamental christians who supported the slaughter just because bush said "God" on tv.

I saw an interview with some of the mothers who's lost their children in the war. Most were pretty enraged, but a few said something retarded like "He died defending his country" or some such schlock. Bullocks! He died making profits for bushco. Like it or don't like it, I don't care, but that's what it is.