Is it tacky to use a cucumber as a dildo?

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You mean like out in public? It will probably depend on what sort of crowd you're in. Maybe find out what everyone else will be using beforehand. :wink:

No, not in public. I'm not into competetive dildoing. I'd be sure to get a leather Gucci one studded with diamonds if I was!
 
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Just make sure you wash it before you use it, veg or fruit. Chemical sprays can effect any part of the body. No, fruit and veg are natures dildos, come in all shapes and sizes.
 

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Yeah, I thought of that. Plus there was a scare last year when spanish cucumbers were banned from germany for fear of e.coli contamination (turned out eventually to be caused by german bagged salads with beansprouts). So washed they are!
 
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Tacky? Why would it be tacky? A bit odd/weird, sure.

If you do, wash it thoroughly and I would probably wrap it in a condom too. Then toss after use... I suppose it could be considered tacky if you actually ate it afterwords :tongue:
 
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Definitely wrap it. If you get a little enthusiastic and it breaks off inside, you need to be able to retrieve it. Embarrassing ER visits should be avoided.
 

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Haha! On a serious note, as someone above said, they are natures dildos! Back when I s younger and experimenting with anal play I used bananas too start and built up to cucumbers. I used condoms on them though, gotta keep things safe!
 
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No, not in public. I'm not into competetive dildoing. I'd be sure to get a leather Gucci one studded with diamonds if I was!

:haha:

Competitive dildoing....sounds like a fantastic new event for the upcoming Olympics.
 

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For anal, no problem. For vag, keep in mind fruits + veg are often very high in sugar. Unless you've got a great immune system, wrap it up or you're putting yourself at risk for a UTI.