Is It True That Bigger Dicks Pee Louder?

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I have Deuce Bigalow on and when the real jiggalo takes a pee it is like way louder and I got to thinking...like if you're in a public restroom and you hear a freakin firehose in the toilet do you think "geez that guy has a big penis"? Lol
 
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I've always wondered if guys that pee louder cum more too. My theory is you must have a huge slit and a ton of force to push it out...your ejaculations must be intense too.
 

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uhhhh, no ;-p its about how much you gotta piss, not anything to do with size. if you gotta piss like a race horse, it's gonna come out like a firehose, otherwise, there's no discernible difference and certainly no direct correlation to how hung a guy is or isn't
 
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I have Deuce Bigalow on and when the real jiggalo takes a pee it is like way louder and I got to thinking...like if you're in a public restroom and you hear a freakin firehose in the toilet do you think "geez that guy has a big penis"? Lol
Of course! I immediately imagine that hefty schlong and probably massy balls too.
 
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I will answer your question with a question.

When you go to the bathroom, and hear a woman pissing loudly in the cubicle, do you think to yourself "geez that woman must have a big vagina"?
 

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Guess I'll throw my 2 cents in too. The answer is no. Generally it has to do with how badly a man has to go. (And honestly, the shape of a toilet, the water level, where's he aiming...) A guy can trickle or sound like a fire hose within a course of a day. LOL
 

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Link to female anatomy. DO NOT every repeat that to a female, for your own protection.

The Vagina (Human Anatomy): Picture, Parts, Function, Definition, and Problems
It does not have to do with the size of the cock, as much as the urethra opening. Larger opening, more volume of fluid can flow. So, in theory, if larger cocks have larger openings, it is possible.
Thank you smarty pants. :rolleyes: I am well aware that women pass urine through a different opening. Obviously, I was using the colloquial usage of the word to describe the whole area.

The sound made when you urinate is affected more by the acoustics of the toilet bowl you're peeing into than your genitals.
 
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Mine sometimes pees very loud. I can pee with a boner and it flows out like a hose.

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In ones own home there are no rules; but in a public setting the golden rule is to make a little noise as possible while urinating. This applies to the urinal or standing over a bowl.
 
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I have Deuce Bigalow on and when the real jiggalo takes a pee it is like way louder and I got to thinking...like if you're in a public restroom and you hear a freakin firehose in the toilet do you think "geez that guy has a big penis"? Lol

Obviously the bigger dick is louder. Have you ever stood by a horse when he’s pissing? Hell, that’ll put the fear of God into even the most horse-hung man on the planet.
 
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When you go to the bathroom, and hear a woman pissing loudly in the cubicle, do you think to yourself "geez that woman must have a big vagina"?

I don’t know where in the hell progressive country you’re pissing in, but here in the U.S. of America we utilize our penises and vaginas in separate comfort facilities.

How would I ever have been in one cubicle when a woman is voiding her bladder in another IN THE SAME LAVATORY?!

That being said, I think the proverbial “piss cutter” might make for the louder sounds whenst a woman goes pee-pee.