is it true that the most powerful men in history have big dicks?

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I can't imagine Sir Winston Churchill was packing a whopper.... although I suppose I could be wrong! lol

And Hitler? No way.... bet it was a right tiddler, which would explain his anger! lol
 

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I think the opposite holds true. Napoleon tried to take over the world,
because he was short. Most men who crave power do so to overcome
their Short commings.
 

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Adolf Hitler and Napoleon Bonaparte each had one testicle.

I think Alexander the Great had one testicle as well, and he controlled points from Gibraltar all the way East to the Indian sub-continent - and everywhere in-between.

Perhpas there's something about having one testicle that drives the need for over-compensation.
 

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I'm a bit worried now.... there's a rumour that the park keeper where I live only has one bollock.... all the kids are always singing "chunky has only got one ball...." etc

I'm concerned he might be planning to take over the whole town in some weird egomaniacal coup!
 

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I'm a bit worried now.... there's a rumour that the park keeper where I live only has one bollock.... all the kids are always singing "chunky has only got one ball...." etc

I'm concerned he might be planning to take over the whole town in some weird egomaniacal coup!

I'd be more inclined to be worried about how the kids know :rolleyes: :tongue:
 

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WHy does it seem that in order to weild power a man benefits if his cock is big?

That's just the way it goes. Hitler for example only got the chancellor vote in 1933 because he flashed everyone in charge of the decision his massive monster cock, and as of this election, the US presidency will be based on penis size as well, which is why the media keeps insisting that Hillary has a theoretical chance still. Apparently they're so sick of all the old people in Florida screwing up their votes that they decided to do away with that whole system.
 
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If this is true, it is a very good in-dick-ation that GW Bush is hung like a Tufted Titmouse.
 

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WHy does it seem that in order to weild power a man benefits if his cock is big?

It's always beneficial by its very nature, but brings about only certain kinds of power, in certain situations, and in certain professions, etc. Actors are not usually all that hung unless they are porno 'actors', and porno actors have zero power in politics (unless they're outed as escorts, etc.), or in any kind of even moderately conservative domain.

Hung guys naturally wield power in terms of charm, because big dick is so charming, so a big dick could really be anywhere, powerful or not powerful. Plenty of famous and powerful big dicks, but plenty of famous and powerful Princess Tinymeats and Princess Averagemeats as well.