Is LPSG a hookup site and no one told me?

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O, for the love of septic waste...

Hi absinthium,

you have wonderful dark hair, beautiful eyes and gorgeous tits. Are they real?

Would like to see them naked. Maybe we can change some hot pics?!

Bye,

Alex

My reply:
"You know you're gay, right?"

My inbox is not a catbox. Quit leaving turds in it, people.
 

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Septic waste indeed! My wife has been on the verge of setting up her own LPSG account for some time now, and this crap is one of the main reasons she hasn't.

Too bad there isn't some way to send a message back to these morons that burns their computer down.....

B-man x(
 

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Originally posted by Bananaman@Jul 5 2005, 06:28 PM
Too bad there isn't some way to send a message back to these morons that burns their computer down.....
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Or maybe just gives them the clap...
 

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Yeah, I hear you there, absinthium. When I 1st started here, I got more than a generous amount of solicitations from gay guys wanting a pic, or more.

Maybe next time, I'll give them a number; 187-911.
 

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Originally posted by absinthium+Jul 5 2005, 07:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(absinthium &#064; Jul 5 2005, 07:12 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Bananaman@Jul 5 2005, 06:28 PM
Too bad there isn&#39;t some way to send a message back to these morons that burns their computer down.....
[post=326902]Quoted post[/post]​

Or maybe just gives them the clap...
[post=326949]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]

Or permanent, untreatable erectile disfunction.
 

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Originally posted by KinkGuy+Jul 6 2005, 03:47 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(KinkGuy &#064; Jul 6 2005, 03:47 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by absinthium@Jul 5 2005, 07:12 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Bananaman
@Jul 5 2005, 06:28 PM
Too bad there isn&#39;t some way to send a message back to these morons that burns their computer down.....
[post=326902]Quoted post[/post]​


Or maybe just gives them the clap...
[post=326949]Quoted post[/post]​

Or permanent, untreatable erectile disfunction.
[post=326979]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]


No, they already have that. That&#39;s why they have to hit on strangers through PMs.
 

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WILLTHEFUNNEVERSTOP?&#33;
Oh God&#33;

Hi again,

no, you are? I´m quite straight, is this a problem?

Would like to hear from you&#33;


Alex

My reply:
"I apologize... I was remiss in my diagnosis. You are not gay after all... Simply mentally infirm.
You can stop talking to me now."
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora+Jul 6 2005, 02:38 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Jul 6 2005, 02:38 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by KinkGuy@Jul 6 2005, 03:47 AM
Originally posted by absinthium@Jul 5 2005, 07:12 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Bananaman
@Jul 5 2005, 06:28 PM
Too bad there isn&#39;t some way to send a message back to these morons that burns their computer down.....
[post=326902]Quoted post[/post]​


Or maybe just gives them the clap...
[post=326949]Quoted post[/post]​


Or permanent, untreatable erectile disfunction.
[post=326979]Quoted post[/post]​


No, they already have that. That&#39;s why they have to hit on strangers through PMs.
[post=326997]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]


Wait, you mean this isn&#39;t YOUR fault?&#33;?&#33; I mean, you did join a penis size message board and you did post provocative pics. You mean, you aren&#39;t ASKING for lsoers to PM you and harasss you?&#33;?&#33;

Don&#39;tcha just wish you could turn the PM messge feature off your profile sometimes?
 

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Originally posted by Lex+Jul 6 2005, 09:26 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lex &#064; Jul 6 2005, 09:26 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by madame_zora@Jul 6 2005, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by KinkGuy@Jul 6 2005, 03:47 AM
Originally posted by absinthium@Jul 5 2005, 07:12 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Bananaman
@Jul 5 2005, 06:28 PM
Too bad there isn&#39;t some way to send a message back to these morons that burns their computer down.....
[post=326902]Quoted post[/post]​


Or maybe just gives them the clap...
[post=326949]Quoted post[/post]​


Or permanent, untreatable erectile disfunction.
[post=326979]Quoted post[/post]​



No, they already have that. That&#39;s why they have to hit on strangers through PMs.
[post=326997]Quoted post[/post]​


Wait, you mean this isn&#39;t YOUR fault?&#33;?&#33; I mean, you did join a penis size message board and you did post provocative pics. You mean, you aren&#39;t ASKING for lsoers to PM you and harasss you?&#33;?&#33;

Don&#39;tcha just wish you could turn the PM messge feature off your profile sometimes?
[post=327015]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]


Yeah, I did one better, I got rid of my gallery. Maybe I&#39;ll do another one sometime but there are too many morons who actually think as stupidly as you suggest, Lex.
The "gallery only" members have no idea that this can be a site for intellectual stimulation as well as sexual, so they assume the few women who are here are available for free servicing at their request. Fucking pisses me off.

I can&#39;t believe that buffoon PMmed you back, shows exactly how stupid some people can be.
 

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Originally posted by madame_zora@Jul 6 2005, 07:36 AM

Fucking pisses me off.

[post=327034]Quoted post[/post]​
<pout pout> I&#39;m sorry fucking pisses you off. I rather like fucking.

Absinthium, what a shame you didn&#39;t also post the loser&#39;s handle/nickname/screenname. We could have had fun with that. And shame on you, accusing him of being gay. I take that as a personal insult (just kiddin)
 

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Mea culpa, absinthium, I guess you did post his handle, I just didn&#39;t get to see the subtitle on your thread title.
 

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Originally posted by jonb@Jul 6 2005, 06:24 PM
I like fucking too. I don&#39;t like fucking trolls.
[post=327166]Quoted post[/post]​

We all know you better than that&#33; You would too, fuck a troll.
 

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Originally posted by KinkGuy+Jul 7 2005, 12:47 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(KinkGuy &#064; Jul 7 2005, 12:47 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jul 6 2005, 06:24 PM
I like fucking too. I don&#39;t like fucking trolls.
[post=327166]Quoted post[/post]​

We all know you better than that&#33; You would too, fuck a troll.
[post=327175]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]


Yeah, but fuck him out of WHAT?
 

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Apparently there are quite a few who think of LPSG as a hookup site. I got this particularly unwelcome PM in my box this morning.
omg ur so fuken hot man lol i wan deepthrot ur big beatufull fuckrod and swolly down all ur creamy scum and ur yung to my favrite u wantin fuck my face hit me up dood stan

:blink: I rarely post and I have no pics up of my "big beatufull fuckrod". I have no proof that he can read, but if he can then he should read that I&#39;m straight. I&#39;m not against gay men flirting with me -- it&#39;s actually kinda cool -- but please . . . I&#39;m not desperate. The troll who sent this PM was a gold member, 0 posts. Does he just pick guys at random? I love the "Ignore" feature.