is my clit too small?

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  1. dolfette

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    my clit measures less than one inch.

    is this enough to satisfy a lover?

    is it too small?

    is there a way of making it bigger?
     
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    i'm sure i could make it bigger for you :tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    I've seen clits smaller than yours... but I must admit, I do love a big clit. I think yours would just about satisfy me.

    The best way I've found to make it bigger is to get your lover to suck on it and hum while he (or she) has two fingers inside you pressing on your g-spot and rubbing in circles. I call this CE (clit exercise) "felq'ing". It's guarenteed to make your clit bulge.


    I hope you don't have a small clit humiliation fetish.
     
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    size king!!!
    humiliation fetish?
    who? me?
    ok, i need a large clit support group to post this on :biggrin1:
     
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    This is a joke right? Is this in response to the 62 threads started by LemacST in the last 3 weeks, 58 of which are him begging to be told he is average or bigger, that he can please a woman, etc.
     
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    *phew*

    i was worried you meant jelqing :eek:
     
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    :biggrin1:

    so...you think my clit is tiny?
     
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    Yes, we want a picture! You should write LCSG on your clit, so we know it's yours.
     
  11. dolfette

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    ok but if you pull out a microscope i'm leaving!

    hang on...how big is yours?
    this won't work out if i have to deal with clit envy.
     
  12. dolfette

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    i need a very fine nib and a zoom lens :redface:
     
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    And a mirror as well, I'd imagine. Might be better to get someone to help you :smile:
     
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    i wonder, wherever would i find a volunteer?
     
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    is this a bad thing because mines quite small too and im feeling insecure now
     
  16. dolfette

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    this is average...honest!

    http://www.monster-clits.com/tn358v.jpg

    we're all inadiquate!

    so, obviously, the only thing to do is ask strangers online to tell us we're really hung/pathetic, depending on our kink.

    real women have clits you can bugger a man with.
     
  17. Blocko

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    I hear the Lord Pendragon is excellent at all things involving the clitoris. If he's too busy in a fleshpile romp, I guess I could buy a trusty slide rule. :tongue:
     
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    Not just bugger a man, penetrate his anal cervix!

    Longest human clitoris
     
  19. dolfette

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    he might be the expert but will he still respect my miniclit in the morning?

    slide rule?
    you're trying to trick me :suspect: you've just drawn numbers on it!
     
  20. dolfette

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    holy cow!

    ok, i need pics.