Theunbroken
Just Browsing
- Joined
- May 12, 2007
- Posts
- 68
- Media
- 2
- Likes
- 0
- Points
- 151
- Location
- scotland / preston
- Sexuality
- Unsure
- Gender
- Male
it's endearing :wink:your a harsh, harsh woman :tongue:
it's endearing :wink:
hello.
my name is dolf and i have a small clit.
people mock me in the pool, because there is no bulge.
worse still...i give lousy head and i have a bucket cunt.
do you men think i could still satisfy you in bed?
what are the twelve steps?Now, that wasn't so hard, was it? We can put you on the 12 steps now.
what are the twelve steps?
and do they involve getting naked?
We need to know:
Are you a shower or a grower?
niether! *sob*
Are you cut or uncut? It's hard to tell from your pictures.
that question traumatises me! i'm going to have nightmares.
We want length and girth measurements in inches and centimeters down to .001" and .01mm, stated measurements must be proven by photographing your clit with a 12" ruler, you must not cheat by manipulating the picture or the measuring device.
the pics might look like i'm 1cm but i'm 3cm!!!
it's true!
sure, i'm posting pics that look obviously smaller but if i say 3cm then you'll believe it.
Correct measurement is taken on the top side, you can follow the curve. Measuring from the underside is cheating because the depth of the vaginal canal varies.
the dog ate my ruler.
Do you tune in at 500, 750, 1,000 vibrations per minute, or ________?
If you already please your partner with your maximum/minimum equipment why are you paranoid about being big/small?
partner?
they all run away laughing as soon as i get naked...
Do you just roll over and go to sleep after you get yours?
is there any other way?
Is your second erection as hard and big as your first?
second
Do you have big loads of precum and ejaculate over 5'.
of course! i squirt enough to turn the desert green.
Is the head of your clit so sensitive after orgasm that you can't continue to please your partner?
please my partner
Start a Small Clit Support Group.
why?
Join a Large Clit Support Group and complain that nobody understands you or is willing to make love with you because you have a small clit.
damn right! i'll whine those size kings into repenting.
none can resist me combination of self pity & delusion.
Explore clit lengthening surgery, but avoid clit surgery clinics in Africa.
again with the trauma.
And most important of all: do you have big, average or small ovaries? Please state the actual size so that we can either, dis, commisserate on your being average or bestow adoration upon your greatness.
they're like basket balls!
and what am i stepping into?All 12 steps involve getting naked.
yes, someone must start a large clit support group for me to post on.
it's the only way i can come to terms with my affliction...to inflict it on everyone else!
Snoozan!!!How about my clit? I've attached a photo, so please tell me what you think. If anyone is interested in seeing it on cam for a closer look, PM me.
I put my name on it, too, so you know it's mine.
so...you think my clit is huge!With your positive-negative attitude you are a winner!
my boobs are big!What is wrong with me? i attempted to think up something ultimately witty and failed *sighs*
Oh well back to what i do best, taking the level of conversation down a notch...
BOOBIES!!!
and thats my job done for today
boob contest?my boobs are big!
woohoo :biggrin1:
My boobs are bigger :tongue: