is my clit too small?

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Now, that wasn't so hard, was it? We can put you on the 12 steps now.

hello.
my name is dolf and i have a small clit.
people mock me in the pool, because there is no bulge.
worse still...i give lousy head and i have a bucket cunt.

do you men think i could still satisfy you in bed?
 

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I like a clit that fights my cock when it tries to make entry.
One that guards the treasure like a well bread sentry.
If it fits in a toilette paper tube
Yer gunna need a lotta lube
To get me up hard enough to see past poor gentry.
 

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OMG there is a song about small clits!!!:eek:
Small clit girl by Twenty fingers
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Don't want no small clit girl
Don't want no small clit girl
Don't want no small clit girl
Don't want no small clit girl

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no small clit girl
Don't want no small clit girl

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little small clit girl

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest clit
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little small clit girl

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want


Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your knickers back on honey


Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want no small clit girl
Don't want no small clit girl

Iny wee(x15)

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little small clit girl


Don't (X36)
 

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We need to know:

Are you a shower or a grower?

Are you cut or uncut? It's hard to tell from your pictures.

We want length and girth measurements in inches and centimeters down to .001" and .01mm, stated measurements must be proven by photographing your clit with a 12" ruler, you must not cheat by manipulating the picture or the measuring device.

Correct measurement is taken on the top side, you can follow the curve. Measuring from the underside is cheating because the depth of the vaginal canal varies.

Do you tune in at 500, 750, 1,000 vibrations per minute, or ________?

If you already please your partner with your maximum/minimum equipment why are you paranoid about being big/small?

Do you just roll over and go to sleep after you get yours?

Is your second erection as hard and big as your first?

Do you have big loads of precum and ejaculate over 5'.

Is the head of your clit so sensitive after orgasm that you can't continue to please your partner?

Start a Small Clit Support Group.

Join a Large Clit Support Group and complain that nobody understands you or is willing to make love with you because you have a small clit.

Explore clit lengthening surgery, but avoid clit surgery clinics in Africa.

And most important of all: do you have big, average or small ovaries? Please state the actual size so that we can either, dis, commisserate on your being average or bestow adoration upon your greatness.
 

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We need to know:

Are you a shower or a grower?
niether! *sob*
Are you cut or uncut? It's hard to tell from your pictures.
that question traumatises me! i'm going to have nightmares.
We want length and girth measurements in inches and centimeters down to .001" and .01mm, stated measurements must be proven by photographing your clit with a 12" ruler, you must not cheat by manipulating the picture or the measuring device.
the pics might look like i'm 1cm but i'm 3cm!!!
it's true!
sure, i'm posting pics that look obviously smaller but if i say 3cm then you'll believe it.
Correct measurement is taken on the top side, you can follow the curve. Measuring from the underside is cheating because the depth of the vaginal canal varies.
the dog ate my ruler.
Do you tune in at 500, 750, 1,000 vibrations per minute, or ________?
:eek:
If you already please your partner with your maximum/minimum equipment why are you paranoid about being big/small?
partner?
they all run away laughing as soon as i get naked...
Do you just roll over and go to sleep after you get yours?
is there any other way? :confused:
Is your second erection as hard and big as your first?
second :confused:
Do you have big loads of precum and ejaculate over 5'.
of course! i squirt enough to turn the desert green.
Is the head of your clit so sensitive after orgasm that you can't continue to please your partner?
please my partner :confused:
Start a Small Clit Support Group.
why?
Join a Large Clit Support Group and complain that nobody understands you or is willing to make love with you because you have a small clit.
damn right! i'll whine those size kings into repenting.
none can resist me combination of self pity & delusion.
Explore clit lengthening surgery, but avoid clit surgery clinics in Africa.
again with the trauma.
And most important of all: do you have big, average or small ovaries? Please state the actual size so that we can either, dis, commisserate on your being average or bestow adoration upon your greatness.
they're like basket balls!

yes, someone must start a large clit support group for me to post on.
it's the only way i can come to terms with my affliction...to inflict it on everyone else!
 

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What is wrong with me? i attempted to think up something ultimately witty and failed *sighs*

Oh well back to what i do best, taking the level of conversation down a notch...


BOOBIES!!!

and thats my job done for today :cool:
 

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How about my clit? I've attached a photo, so please tell me what you think. If anyone is interested in seeing it on cam for a closer look, PM me.

I put my name on it, too, so you know it's mine.
Snoozan!!!:eek:
I'm shocked, I wouldn't have thought that YOU of all people would post fake big clit pics! I found the original on a porn site!

Your clit looks average to me!!!:rolleyes:
 

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