aha, That's probably pretty accurate, although I'm not particularly into that sort of thing, but hey - if someone wants to be a part of SPH, I'm all about it.
I will, but only because I like to be a dickball.
You shriveled shrunk dick mother fucker,
I don't even know why you even bother to get up in the Goddamned morning;
but I
DO know its not so you can look at your glamorous
elf cock in the fucking mirror.
Maybe you get up for your cheerios in the morning, hell I'll bet you can't even
satisfy a FUCKING CHEERIO
It might be that you are a poor bastard of bastardized genes, maybe you don't have a small cock after all, maybe the rest of you is just so
goddamned FAT you're wondering what the fuck your FEET and COCK have look like for the last 12 years of your
PATHETIC life. But I doubt it, I think it's just small.
Congratulations
MR SMALL you are a poor excuse for even the most hung of chipmunks, skunks, ferrets, or any other polecat with a
non-existent pleasure rod. I hope you're fucking pleased with yourself, I hope you get used to using
cigar wrappers for condoms and
women sucking your cock through a DRINKING STRAW