I occasionally like to smoke a pipe and today I fired up a vintage Mountbatten that was passed down from my Great Grandfather and took a walk down my 3/4 mile long drive to get my mail. My neighbor across the street who is a 20 something straight guy with a wife and kids saw me smoking it and he said. "Dude you smoke a pipe? What are you gay or something?" This guy does not know I am gay so I said "Why would you think I am gay for smoking a pipe?" He said "Only elitist gay guys smoke pipes anymore." I was not aware that smoking a tobacco pipe was a gay thing before but I am not really into the scene. Anyone else ever heard this?