Is spongebob gay?

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  1. Kassokilleri2ff

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    I love Spongebob. They say he is gay, but I think he has the hots for sandy. Discuss!
     
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    Have you ever seen ren and stimpy...imagine that stupidity for kids. That is what spongebob is.

    rant over.
     
  3. hockeyguy741

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    Dont forget about Patrick maybe hes got a thing for both of them, maybe a threeway is in the future.......
     
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    lol - I didn't think sea sponges had sexual orientations! I agree, he's totally all over Sandy. And also the driving school instructor :p
     
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    Why do adults watch and understand children's cartoons? with the exception of those who have children I guess.
     
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    According to the most recent scientific research on the subject, Spongebob Squarepants is an animated cartoon character.
     
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    and sometimes it just simply it what it is. I remember when Jerry Falwell said The Smurfs were the homosexual undead.
     
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    hahaha!

    i love spongebob! no matter how shitty i may feel....if i catch an episode of spongebob, it makes my day and i forgot what i was even upset about. ellen degeneres has the same affect on me.

    i think if he were real, he'd be my best friend. :biggrin1: and yeah... he'd be gay. has there even been an episode where he was crushing on a GIRL? i don't recall ever seeing one. then again, i haven't seen EVERY single episode there is.

    LMAO! reminds me of the episode where patrick dressed up like a girl b/c these men stopped by his place and he got all scared. he thought he was going to be kicked out of bikini bottom (for being "an illegal alien" is what i got from it - but i didn't catch it at the beginning). so him and spongebob came up with the idea of him dressing up as a girl so no one would recognize him. he went by the name "patricia." it was hilarious cuz squidward and mr krabs (and all the other men in bikini bottom) were in love with "patricia." turns out...the men who knocked on his door were just trying to sell him a car! LMAO. he's such a dumbass. :biggrin1:
     
  9. The Dragon

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    Yes Spongebob is gay and Patrick Starfish is very gay.
    Sandy is "just a friend".
     
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    She is their fag hag.
     
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    How big do you think his cock it? :D
     
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    LMAO! Not that I was terribly fond of Falwell, but that's hysterical!:biggrin1:
     
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    It's a frigging SPONGE. Everyone knows that sponges are heterosexual, or didn't you see the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine is looking to get SPONGE contraceptives. Do you honestly think a gay sponge would enter a woman that way? Hmm...it would be a way to get blasts of semen, so, I suppose it's not so far fetched after all. Okay, Spongebob is gay.
     
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    I ♥ SpongeBob & Patrick!
     
  15. Duke13

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    sponges are asexual :439:
     
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