Is that a pet pig?

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Production values (which actually adds to the allure) and pig aside, this is one of the hottest vids I've ever seen on one of the sharing sites.
That girl is simply fantastic!
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Did you know that pigs are in many ways better (easier to live with) pets than cats or dogs? They're more intelligent, can be housetrained way quicker than most other pets, will curl up at your feet in the evening (or so i'm told) and respond to commands! They don't smell - as long as you don't keep them in a puddle of mud or feed them dead bodies (yeah, i've been watching Deadwood ;)

Don't think you'll pull many girls taking your baby pig for a walk though ;)
 

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i have a clip saved on my computer somewhere...the actual sex is nothing outstanding, but the beauty is in the middle of it, the cameraman/director yells out "QUIET DOGGY!" to the barking thing in the other room...


cmon, if you're gonna go thru the effort to film a porno in your house, at least make sure all the animals are outside, or at the neighbors, or something...or at least get some editing skills





Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".