Is The World Ending in 2012?

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The Mayan dude responsible for making calendars was unfortunately shot dead by a Spanish infantryman when he was drawing up plans for 2013.
 

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Evolution favors simplicity. We live in the age of bacteria.

Can you set that to ,music?

Something like

this is the dawning of the age of bac-teria, age of bac-teria. BAC-Ter-ia! BAC-TER-IA!

followed by some music and then singing

Let the Lysol in, let the Lysol in

the LYYYYYY-sol in.
 

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Can you set that to ,music?

Something like

this is the dawning of the age of bac-teria, age of bac-teria. BAC-Ter-ia! BAC-TER-IA!

followed by some music and then singing

Let the Lysol in, let the Lysol in

the LYYYYYY-sol in.
Don't quit your day job. :smile:
 

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Well, I bought a calendar last month and it ends in December. So I guess the Mayans were right.
 
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Yeah, I'm building a time machine in my shed. Think I'm going to run out of time though.
 

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Ugh....I watched an utterly bizarre and LOL producing ..ahhhem.."documentary" on crystal skulls and how they are tied into the Mayan calendar and the end of the world.

Gods save us from wing-nuts.
 

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Oh now it's so much fun. What did the crystal skull have to say?


Well apparently there are multiple crystal skulls that have been placed at strategic places all over the world that align with a half human/half lion face formation on the moon's surface.

These act as a beacon to call in the aliens to save humanity and the earth on
12-21-2012!

I can't wait to see their faces when they wake up on the morning of the 22nd and there's no alien saviors and they need to drag their ass into work.
 
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Ugh....I watched an utterly bizarre and LOL producing ..ahhhem.."documentary" on crystal skulls and how they are tied into the Mayan calendar and the end of the world.

Gods save us from wing-nuts.
Those things only feed the outgoing paranoia that's so prevalent with this whole year. Never wished for a year to be over so fast.