Is there a correlation between penis size and intelligence?

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Perhaps many posters here are intelligent but how many of those:

Have penises (according to their profiles)

Have pictures to substantiate their penile propaganda

Have all of the above AND intelligence
 

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The reason I ask this, is because is has struck me that in comparison to the vast majority of message boards/forums (or should that be fora?), a great many of the posters on here seem to be clever, quite sensitive and articulate.

One has to search but they are indeed there. :D It warms my icy demeanor.

I don't mean to blow my own trumpet, but I have a verified IQ of over 140, and I work in a profession that is known for requiring very high intelligence. I have also received comments from partners along the lines of "Wow. With your brain, I really didn't expect you to have a dick like that as well!"

We indeed are cut from similar fabric - I am in the same neighborhood - just a little further up the block but not much more. (definitely around the bend! :D ) When the local MENSA chapter decided to treat me worse than a trash bin in their lovable, contemptuous manner, I had to bid a fair adieu to the wine-swilling social misfits. It is funny how the ladies cannot connect two and two however - they assume that to be a charming, playful WRETCH to a fault whenever you see them implies that one's making up for ... "something lacking". Alas, I am not the complete package, as anyone looking for an "alpha male" would skip right past me as being average Joe P. Normalson.

It seems there is a perception in society at large that big penis = small brain, but this forum is going some way to debunk that myth.

The forum in general? Fuck no it aint. :D

This thread thus far - maybe an emergent pattern can be discernible if you turned it upside down, viewed from far away - and crossed your eyes. :D Like one of them stipple point Stereo-Graph posters that were the rage in the 90's. Oh, and used a laser interferometer with properly calibrated collimator.

I'm not trying to massage anyone's ego - it is just something that has occurred to me over the couple of weeks I have been lurking around and then posting on the boards.

Whaddya think? Anything in that theory?

Nah, total bupkis and only so much vegetable matter when you're prowling for steak. :p IQ will more often than not be a stumbling block in the initial footing when you first meet up with someone. Cue them in slowly that you're smarter than the average bear/cabbage/Datsun over time. Coming straight out of the gates as a venerable Rhodes Scholar will scare them off quicker than a big prick that slipped it's bonds and out past your hemline. :D

Though I am fascinated if there can be a correlation struck between the two seemingly unrelated spheres of the topic at hand. Prove my gut instincts wrong, everyone! :>
 
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I could definitely believe it. I think that a big dick is a sign of genetic superiority, so it would make sense that men with large cocks are more intelligent.
Nonsense. To say such a thing is demeaning to those of us who are not as well endowed.
 

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The reason I ask this, is because is has struck me that in comparison to the vast majority of message boards/forums (or should that be fora?), a great many of the posters on here seem to be clever, quite sensitive and articulate.

I don't mean to blow my own trumpet, but I have a verified IQ of over 140, and I work in a profession that is known for requiring very high intelligence. I have also received comments from partners along the lines of "Wow. With your brain, I really didn't expect you to have a dick like that as well!"

It seems there is a perception in society at large that big penis = small brain, but this forum is going some way to debunk that myth.

I'm not trying to massage anyone's ego - it is just something that has occurred to me over the couple of weeks I have been lurking around and then posting on the boards.

Whaddya think? Anything in that theory?

I'm surprised you would draw such a conclusion with an IQ of 140.
 

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It's true that 'gifted' children also tend to be better looking and better coordinated, etc.

Vee iss der Masterrrrace.

How much of that is nature and how much of it is access to proper nutrition, healthcare, education and so on? Rich people tend to have smarter children ftmp, but is it because they can shield their kids from life's worst?

I don't think malnourished humans will be well-endowed.
 

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Nonsense. To say such a thing is demeaning to those of us who are not as well endowed.

well more to the point is that not every genetic adaption is tied to each other one

YOu do not see a lot of fish with fur but you don't say no fish has ever evolved in any way...
 

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I doubt there would be any correlation due to genetics. If there was any sort of correlation it would be due to things like nutrition as others have mentioned.

As for why people would think big penis = low intellect I have a theory. People who are more intelligent tend to be introverted. Introverted people are in the minority in society but among the gifted they are the majority. I'd imagine an extroverted person would be more likely to show off their size then an introverted person would be.
 

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Or simpler yet - smart guys will usually think, "What's the size of my pecker got to do with what I am doing now?" About the only time that COULD apply is whilst in orbit. The vacuum toilet has this ridiculous omni-sex "pee tube" and for the guys, there is a adapter cover to fit that tube. :D

I doubt there would be any correlation due to genetics. If there was any sort of correlation it would be due to things like nutrition as others have mentioned.

As for why people would think big penis = low intellect I have a theory. People who are more intelligent tend to be introverted. Introverted people are in the minority in society but among the gifted they are the majority. I'd imagine an extroverted person would be more likely to show off their size then an introverted person would be.
 

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I doubt there is any correlation between intelligence and penis size.

But, I do have some secret news for the very low IQ people out there. Penis size is correlated with hair length. If you grow out the hair on your head, your penis size will increase to match. Try it over the next few months!
 

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So have we figured it out yet? Is the reason I'm so smart because I'm slangin? Or is it the other way around?
 

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No correlation. Although I have an IQ of 138 and I consider myself to be quite intelligent and well-read, I have been quite fond and interested in the intelligences of people with much smaller dicks than my own. I'm kind of into nerdy (but not awkward) smart guys, and there is no correlation with dick size, whatsoever.