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way to measure a cock. I measured my bf and he said I cheated him out of a inch! Why is that, I asked?. He said your "suppose to measure from the pubic bone. To ME, that is cheating and makes NO SENSE..! Why measure it from the bone? Why measure it, if doesn't go in,is my question? Thanks PS: I sounds like a ego thing and makes no sense to me.
 

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the "official" way to measure a dick is to start with the tape measurer tucked neatly into his asshole and then go from there.

at least that is the only way to explain the numbers most assholes claim.



the Correct way to measure it- is along the top, from the base.
How deep a hole could it touch the bottom of?
 
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There is no "official" anything without an officiating official to officiate the office.

TP is the official in the $10k challenge thread, and her rules (NBPEL, standing) count there. Googling "measure your willy" will give you someone else's standard (BPEL). In porn, the only official is the unspoken rule to get max numbers at all costs.

Tell your BF that you're taking a scientific study and have used the same technique on thousands of other men. The derived statistics are purely relative to all others in the study. See how that flies ;)
 

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He's actually correct. Since men have differing levels of adipose tissue (fat) around that area, "bone pressed" and measuring using a ruler along the top to the tip is the definitive way to measure the erect cock.
 

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From what I've watched in many mirrors, the fat pad compresses during sex, and so pressing the ruler in a bit makes sense to me anyway.
For me personally, I know I can get nearly all of the that fat pad to compress. I feel that all but maybe 1/4" of my bone-pressed erect length can be inserted. And then as a bonus in PIV sex and some positions (such as missionary), the fat pad is compressed and the pubic bone can provide some nice clitoral stimulation. ;)

My personal opinion on measuring erect length is this: standing, penis parallel to the floor (straight out), hard ruler, ruler pressed in up against the bone, and where the tip of the head ends... look perpendicular (straight down) and that's the length.
 

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One caveat to all of this; for men with significant curvature in their penis, a hard ruler probably won't be the best method for penile length.
Yeah- except a fucking corkscrew only goes SO far into a cork... not the length measured along the metal rod.
 
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the "official" way to measure a dick is to start with the tape measurer tucked neatly into his asshole and then go from there.

at least that is the only way to explain the numbers most assholes claim.



the Correct way to measure it- is along the top, from the base.
How deep a hole could it touch the bottom of?
Your right!. I have never seen so many 6" cocks at are claimed to be 7"and above in my life.That is my gf's cock. I can only take 10" and bottom out. I am only 5';0,103lbs
 

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There is no "official" anything without an officiating official to officiate the office.

TP is the official in the $10k challenge thread, and her rules (NBPEL, standing) count there. Googling "measure your willy" will give you someone else's standard (BPEL). In porn, the only official is the unspoken rule to get max numbers at all costs.

Tell your BF that you're taking a scientific study and have used the same technique on thousands of other men. The derived statistics are purely relative to all others in the study. See how that flies ;)
.. Thanks for your Reply
 

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Nothing is ever official . But there is this?

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