Is there a polite way to ask someone to brush their teeth before they blow you?

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  1. jeff black

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    Just asking.:tongue::biggrin1:

    Nothing worse than your cock smelling like bad breath.:eek:
     
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    Yeah Jack - Er excuse me mate, but clean your teeth before you taste my meat, cheers for that.:wink:
     
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    No there isn't, just wash it afterwards.
     
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    just do what one of my old FBs used to do -- whip out the mouthwash bottle, used it himself, then offered it to me
     
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    All you had to do was say "please". Jeez.

    :eek::rolleyes::tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    Don't brush your teeth mmediately before a casual blow-job! Use a mouthwash! Or chewing gum, even.

    Brushing can cause small scratches in the gums and make you vulnerable to any hiv or hepatitis virus you might come into contact with.

    Luckily the gums are the fastest healing tissue in the human body, so you don't have to give up brushing and flossing altogether, lol!

    Apart from that, if it's healthy, your mouth has pretty good defences against viral STDs
     
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    Woman, I'm going to tell you what told all the other LPSG members. I don't say please, now Git' suckin'.:eek:
     
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    I can't go out with anyone that has a dirty mouth, could never kiss them and would NEVER go down on them. I mean, if they can't keep their mouth clean, how can I expect the equipment to be properly cleaned either.
     
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    It's like that, huh? No teabagging for you, Ms. Manners. :tongue:
     
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    Tell em you know this cool thing where the toothpaste makes your head tingle...
     
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    That's actually quite clever.:tongue: As was the mouthwash idea.
     
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    Well, If i'm getting a blowjob, i like em toothless....

    so there's no way i can really answer this question.

    :rolleyes:
     
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    I have a keen sense of smell and the whole sucking and licking my body with foul bacteria-infested saliva kills my libido cold.

    I tried the most tactful Obama-style diplomacy once with that 20-some piglet but the diplomatic mission failed and I ended up having to excuse myself. He slammed the door on me.

    I pretended I was the one feeling dirty after all that dancing at the club (even though I had showered just before) and offered to shower with him as a foreplay. He would not relent, claiming I was just fine (of course I was :biggrin1:).
     
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    well maybe instead of dinner you should go to a movie, no popcorn.
     
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    Whenever I go to the movies and have popcorn I bring half of it home in my bra :rolleyes:



    *pops out to buy a 'handbag' size mouthwash*
     
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