Is this a women's issue?

[Wish-4-8]

Thank you Enid, thats why I love you.



One more thing DirtyD. I admire your ability to quote me like that. I have been on this site with nearly 3000 posts and have no idea how to post or quote like that. That is fancy. (See # 4 on my list)

 

[dirtydefiance]

Well,if you've got it.......which i have.....and mine are not lopsided either!!:wink:

Oooof harsh! But I suppose I deserved it.

BTW...the word is encased not incased

And I definitely deserved that.

Sorry, I didn't mean to pick on you (That was a tad bitchy comment) I've just been getting a tad frustrated with all the shit I've been getting and needed to illustrate a point. Your bosoms look great! :biggrin1: Probably shouldn't have said that, it probably only goes to prove what a dirty, disgusting "troll" I am!

 

[molotovmuffin]

Personally... I think the regulars were a tad quick on the jump. Glad you're here dirty... and welcome.

 

[dirtydefiance]

Don't forget, it should also be connected with a hyphen to the preceding PVC...which, of course, should be capitalized. :biggrin1:

Since you so tactfully corrected Wish I will go ahead and correct you. It's encased not incased.


:smile:

I'm quite happy to be criticised over my spelling, grammar, punctuation etc provided people aren't haranguing me for being a gender faker! :smile:

 

[dirtydefiance]

Personally... I think the regulars were a tad quick on the jump. Glad you're here dirty... and welcome.

Thank you! Finally, somebody loves me! :biggrin1: I'd like to say it's nice to be here.....

 

[molotovmuffin]

Hahahah.... and smoochy faces...:wink:

 

[dirtydefiance]

OK...
I have been here longer than you have and am a regular poster. I read a lot, I notice patterns. I only speak for what I have seen and observed here. I dont need to observe over 3.2 billion women to form an opinion since they are not members here and I have not read thier posts.

You misspelt 'their'. :tongue: I'm not sure why the "I before E, except after C" rule doesn't apply to that word? Perhaps HazelGod knows?

And you are going to "get me" for a misspelling or a typo? I think there are bigger fish to fry.

My point exactly. I only retaliate when I feel attacked.

Believe it or not, my list was to help you understand why you are getting a lot of flack. (did I spell that right?) Those are the typical signs that gender fakers fall into.

Yes you did spell it correctly, gold star. Well perhaps not everyone falls into typical patterns, that was the only point I was trying to make.

 

[B_Craiggers]

My boyfriend has always had a fantasy of watching me be fucked by at least one but preferably a few huge, cocked guys. This, and bukkake seems to be quite a common fantasy.....

He wants there to be at least six guys in the room all with cocks larger than 8 inches but preferably larger than that..... my question is, can I take it? In theory it sounds incredibly horny but aside from the issue of finding that many huge cocked guys to participate, is it actually going to be pleasurable when they're all fucking me every which way from Sunday?

This sounds like a really bad porn scene.

If you don't mind, I'm going to close my eyes and imagine that your boyfriend has borrowed the ticket machine from the grocery store deli counter and is calling these monster cock gangbangers out, one by one, over the microphone of a karaoke machine. At least that way I can laugh about it.

"Number 17... your pussy is ready. Now serving number 17."

 

[dirtydefiance]

Thank you Enid, thats why I love you.

Could you one day grow to love me too? Is there hope? Am I the new girl at school and you're the proverbial boy in the playground who secretly adores me but has to keep pushing me over so he can look tough in front of his mates? :tongue:

One more thing DirtyD. I admire your ability to quote me like that. I have been on this site with nearly 3000 posts and have no idea how to post or quote like that. That is fancy. (See # 4 on my list)

For somebody who loves to observe patterns, I'm surprised you don't know how to do it.... I've just observed the 'pattern' used when quoting somebody i.e. that the paragraph being quoted is preceded and succeeded by an instruction and then cut and paste the instruction at the start and end of every paragraph I want to quote separately. I'm a quick learner and I'm also a member of a festivals forum that follows much the same format. I'll even tell you the name of the forum if you don't believe me! :tongue:

 

[dirtydefiance]

This sounds like a really bad porn scene.

If you don't mind, I'm going to close my eyes and imagine that your boyfriend has borrowed the ticket machine from the grocery store deli counter and is calling these monster cock gangbangers out, one by one, over the microphone of a karaoke machine. At least that way I can laugh about it.

"Number 17... your pussy is ready. Now serving number 17."

And you've made me laugh about it, out loud. Brilliant! :biggrin1: If this actually goes ahead you do realise I won't be able to get that image out my head?

It probably won't shock you to hear that my 'boyfriend' does watch a LOT of porn which probably goes a way to explain where this fantasy has started from.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Tampax. Why? Because they're the brand my mum uses so naturally, when I started my periods and she talked to be about it/bought me sanitary products those were the ones she bought. Although she didn't buy me tampons straight away, I used pads and she bought me Always.

Anything else you'd like to know. The type of contraceptive I use. The pill. Brevinor to be precise.

Oh snap! :tongue:

 

[Wish-4-8]

Could you one day grow to love me too? Is there hope? Am I the new girl at school and you're the proverbial boy in the playground who secretly adores me but has to keep pushing me over so he can look tough in front of his mates? :tongue:

Of course its possible. I hold no ill will towards anyone here. I get won over by the character of your person, which means the content of your posts. So just keep posting and we may have moment together one day, like I have had with many other members here. :wink:

 

[HazelGod]

You misspelt 'their'. :tongue: I'm not sure why the "I before E, except after C" rule doesn't apply to that word? Perhaps HazelGod knows?

The rule primarily pertains to terminology obtained from the Latin lexicon, and the word in question is derived from Norse.

 

[dirtydefiance]

The rule primarily pertains to terminology obtained from the Latin lexicon, and the word in question is derived from Norse.

Did you know that already or did you have to look that up? If you already knew that then I agree, wholeheartedly with Enid, you're a smartypants! Gotta' love a geek! :smile:

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

The rule primarily pertains to terminology obtained from the Latin lexicon, and the word in question is derived from Norse.

Weeeeeelllllll more like West Germanic (Ingvaeonic) rather than Norse. I think the current thinking is that the amount of Norse loaning to English is smaller than was recently postulated. Mind you the differences between Ingvaeonic and Old Norse North Germanic are very subtle in some instances so the issue is highly contestable. :tongue:

 

[maxcok]

We're dangerously close to tipping from sexy intellectual to pedant ;-)

 

[molotovmuffin]

We're dangerously close to tipping from sexy intellectual to pedant ;-)

Listen here mister prickly pear pants....don't be getting all high flalooten on us.

 

[Enid]

Did you know that already or did you have to look that up? If you already knew that then I agree, wholeheartedly with Enid, you're a smartypants! Gotta' love a geek! :smile:

HazelGod's IQ is rumored to be in the quadruple digits. :tongue:

 

[B_crackoff]

That face seems familiar...

Why the boyfriend is away ploughing through Europe, why not just do some research with a few guys on here one on one, & then invite them to a party, after all one good turn deserves another!

Alternatively you could just lie naked in a field in Newham or Brixton, you'd eventually get the numbers then I'm sure.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I really don't feel that this justifies a response and I'm not entirely sure how knowing the names of sanitary products is going to prove that I'm female but since you asked....

Tampax. Why? Because they're the brand my mum uses so naturally, when I started my periods and she talked to be about it/bought me sanitary products those were the ones she bought. Although she didn't buy me tampons straight away, I used pads and she bought me Always.

Anything else you'd like to know. The type of contraceptive I use. The pill. Brevinor to be precise.

Why do I get the feeling that this will still not be enough to satisfy you?

Actually it does satisfy me. I thought I'd ask you a female type question to gauge your answer. It tells us females a lot about a person when they answer a female question with a female answer and not just ignoring something they can't answer or a poorly thought out male-thinking-like-a-female answer.

So there was more to it than just wanting your answer. It was analyzed. I think you sound like a female. Your avatar doesn't look like a pornstar, I'd say more like a pre-blonde brunette Lady Gaga'ish type picture. Versus something entirely raunchy like a popular porn star like most guys come up with.

I think while your original post did sound a little male-pretending-to-be-femalish. I think your subsequent responses are noted, analyzed by me to sound genuinely female and you are quite strong willed (which is a good thing) and quite brave to stand up to the criticism you've received here at lpsg for your post.

I come to the conclusion that you are rough and tumble and we need more women like you. Stick around and you'll be huaranging others about how manly they sound....you'll get the hang of what they were talking about when they suggested you were a man and why. It just takes some time to see that sort of pattern.

Every now and again, albiet very rarely, we are indeed proven wrong by our assumptions about a *female* and we have to eat the sour bile we served up.

Hang in there Chica, stick around and contribute and you'll be just fine.