Is This 'gay Code Speak'??

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  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    I had an intersting thing happen to me the other day, I have been wanting to share with everyone here..

    ok.... I am NOT gay..
    But most all of my male friends are... strange eh??
    and I am pretty hep to 'gay speak' - the code speak ect...

    but this happened to me the other day... and it really kind of surprised me..
    for many reasons..
    here we go...

    I was at a honest to go truck stop in the middle of the desert, the kind of place with showers and full service amenitities.



    walked into the bathroom, and nobody was in there...
    so, there are 8 urinals.. and I had to go bad...
    so naturally I took the one closest to me, the one that was closest to the wall...

    about 10 second later, a big BURLEY trucker cam in,
    and out of all the choices of ALL the urinals..
    he takes the one right NEXT TO MUI!

    -ahem-

    that is something you just dont do... right?
    I mean you naturally take one at LEAST one or two spaces away if its there right?

    so anyway...

    He starts pissing, and looks over at me.. I could feel him staring at me..

    and he says......

    " HAve you ever been to an old time saloon?"

    -Wha??

    "you know, an OLD TIME SALOON?".........................

    ............................. no, no I have not...

    by that time I finished, and zipped up, washed my hands for like 3 seconds, and made a b-line for my car.

    what do you think that was?
    was he just a nut?
    :confused:
     
  2. nakedwally

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    i think he means back room sex bar
     
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    Maybe being out on the road all the time he just gets lonely and craves human contact :)
     
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    Sorry----I lost my officially issued gay-to-english dictionary....:biggrin1:
     
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    An old-time saloon?

    No... not gay-speak.....

    Maybe asking you for a drink....

    Either way, I agree, it was a come-on of sorts.....

    I really wish gay men would observe boundaries. Taking the urinal next to you, given the circumstances, is just plain bad manners...

    He obviously had had a hard night and was on the prowl.... but, this sort of behavior makes me crazy!

    Sorry from the gay crowd. It's intimidating and just uncalled for.
     
  6. D_N Flay Table

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    I often hang out in 'weho' and frequent gay bars, so I am not at all freaked out by gay guys..
    but big burly truckers scare me..
    I thought he was going to cut off my face and wear it like a mask.
     
  7. ManlyBanisters

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    LOL - sorry - that made me snort coffee thru my nose.. :biggrin1:

    Maybe he was on his way to an Old Time Saloon and thought you might like to join him? No? Anybody....
     
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    *wonders if this saloon is a watering hole specifically for longhorns.
     
  9. Industrialsize

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    I'm NOT afraid of big burly truck drivers, so refer them to me in the future....and btw.... I think he was saying "I'm horny, want to blow me?"....just a hunch :)
     
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    Have you ever been to an old time saloon? :tongue:
     
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    Depends on the guy--let's face it, you said you got in there first and took the first spot and as you said you had to take a whiz real bad. Maybe he also needed to release his urine and the second spot was handy.

    It could have been just about anything. As said elsewhere he may just be a lonely trucker looking to make some idle conversation. Sure he may have wanted more than a drink or a little talking, then again maybe not. Oddly it's not all about sex. If he had truly been dangerous--as you want to believe--he would not have said a word, just grabbed you in a firm hold and dragged you off to a stall to have his way with you.

    How to explain this--
    Well there's only one way--
    IF YOU ARE THAT FREAKED OUT BY BURLY TRUCKERS THEN DO NOT GO TO TRUCK STOPS--you'd be amazed how many truckers (many of them big and burly) land in those places. Yeah, I know, burly truckers should never go to truck stops, they should just show up at your front door and ask to use the facillities. Would that make you feel better? At least then you'd know the truck stop restrooms were safe.


    And you're afraid of big burly men? Let me present you with:
    Andrew Cunanan, Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy--3 rather savage killers who were not burly. Be more afraid of the small man--he's got more rage inside of him. And let's not forget Henry Lucas and his pal Ottis Toole or Edmund Kemper or that old man Albert Fish--yup, more non-burly men.


    The man from the truck stop was probably just a friendly person looking to make small talk. Are you similarly freaked out when you are sitting on a park bench and some little old lady says "Where's the local butcher?"-? Clearly she could be looking for a hitman.
     
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    No.......you want to go together?
     
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    I am totally going to ask people "Have you ever been to an old time saloon?" today.

    Thanks for the anticipated amusement from all the blank stares. :smile:

    On topic - I have no idea what that means specifically, but in the circumstances, it's almost certainly some sort of a come-on.
     
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    Maybe he meant old timer saloon? was he old?
     
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    I'd agree with nakedwally
     
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    Hmmm, a three second wash ... good thing he didn't think you were deliberately dawdling as a come-on.
     
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    Ha ha, I have mine handy, and that's not in it! I have no idea what he was talking about.

    I think he was just a nut ... :Eyecrazy:
     
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    He had to get closer to you. All the better to see your goods my dear.:wink:


    I don't think he was a nut. He would have told you more about that saloon if you had not left.

    I'm sure that he wanted some companionship or this:wink::


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    Yeah, that would freak me out. But then... if a "big, burly" trucker came on to ME in the bathroom - he'd either be in the WRONG place or one hell of a woman! :wink:

    Just to play Devil's Advocate: You WERE in the desert ... Maybe there was one of those Saloon-places around and he was just making convo. :dunno:
     
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    Not all men play by the "Urinal Rules." It sounds to me like he did just what you did, took the first available spot and then he started small talk due to he has been driving alone in a truck for hundreds of miles! :smile:
     
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