Is this shit real?

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  1. danielblack

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    Just looking at this vid. He's huge, she's cute, he blows a major load all over her, it's very hot, but surely that much cum can't be real? Even when I blow a biggie I never blow anything near that or ever seen anyone who has, that's superhuman cumming. Or is it real? What guys think or know?

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    The whole thing is so very fake :wink:
     
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    and a poorly done fake. If a guy shot that amount regularly the top of his head would cave in!:tongue:
     
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    how fucking retarded do you have to be to even question if that is real or fake?

    Unless you are like 14, in which case you shouldn't be posting here.
     
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    Why does he always grab the 'penis' at the base? it's a prosthetic one!... and there's your answer.
     
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    He's as real as Bigfoot
     
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    It kinda makes you wonder if the people who ask about this have ever ejaculated before.

    Like it's some outer space alien making an inquiry.
     
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    hahahaha.....classic about Aliens. Maybe we should call it cock vomit and really confuse them:biggrin1:
     
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    It appears fake. Medical accounts vary but generally accepted a load is between 5 and 10 ml. I sometimes achieve 15ml and not necesarily after sexual abstinence. Biggest load was 25 ml but very watery and an exception.
     
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    Yeah, like Howard the Duck appears fake.

    Like Pam Anderson's tits appear fake.

    Like the crunchberries appear fake.

    Even to blind people.
     
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    ^^^^ Awesome Comedian. Thanks man, you made my week.
     
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    I heard he's having tea with a yeti and the Loch Ness monster...
     
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    about as real as a three dollar bill!
     
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    Be nice if youporn had a fucking clip that actually worked.....
     
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    Ditto that massive.. do you find as I do lately ?
    When the YP page first loads, the progress bar is stuck @~ 1/3
    Weirdly one week YP works, next week not & No diff. if LogIn.
    - Even more odd, the "related vids' on that page- work fine
    Go figure .. its shitty having to deal with YP at all.

    Another "topic relevant" old clip.. that has been bantered about
    before on these forums & consensus being a well executed Fake.
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    It does require the free registration/login at MC.. sorry
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    Well now, you see that cock isn't fake. The cumshot is. It's the oldest trick in the book; they inject his bladder with something white & creamy like cum, & he basically pisses it out, thus giving the illusion of a biiiiiig cumshot. The grunting & moaning at the end, well he's trying to prove he's a good actor and failing miserably all things told.
     
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    I loved that Howard the Duck movie...
     
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    I bow to your analyzations, being a master of porn Sir Massive..
    Maybe I'm a bit naive but still I cringe when envisioning this scenario- just for a Porn shoot:
    - Monster 'Horse' syringe needle poking into bladder to deliver 10 oz.+ of cummy syrup
    - then repeated clenching of PC muscle to piss-stop-piss shots..
    Me thinks his vocal acting attempts, may reflect more pain than pleasure- LMAO
    Thanks for your input, we agree the chick adores the real meat, even if it shoots fake cum.

    BTW any comments to my prior YouPorn findings as noted ?
    ..
     
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