Is this suitable beach wear????

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Oh goes ahead and wear it and show off. You got a nice cock, and a hot little body. Who the fuck cares, you are NOT nude...I am sure little kiddies have seen their mommies walking around the house in panties. Your privates are covered. Yes its a little gay, but who cares. You know who and what you are. Go for it buddy
 

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They must be Joe Snyder briefs I think. Yes you look gr8 in them but ONLY for a gay/adult European beach. Not for family beach alas my friend. And yes, you could do with a light trim before showing your HOT body off!
 

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If you have to ask, I don't think you're going to be comfortable. I don't like the elephant look myself. Get something a little more stylish.
 

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Oh goes ahead and wear it and show off. You got a nice cock, and a hot little body. Who the fuck cares, you are NOT nude...I am sure little kiddies have seen their mommies walking around the house in panties. Your privates are covered. Yes its a little gay, but who cares. You know who and what you are. Go for it buddy

I like this guy's attitude and I agree. If you're comfortable with the suit and the comments you'll get, then go for it.

Not sure about the 'its a little gay' comments that are cropping up here. A lot of the guys I notice on the beaches sporting suits that headline their cocks are straight or at most bi. Hell, bodybuilders either go the beach nude or wear thongs in order to minimise the tan lines and there's just as many straight as there are gay ones there.

Maybe what some of you meant was that YOU wouldn't wear it so it 'must be gay'...not to put words in your mouths. I wouldn't wear it either, but that's more cuz my dick isn't quite the "stick-out-and-poke-you-in-the-eye" version that this hot guys is.:tongue:
 

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Dude, seriously. Gay strippers would turn those things down. I would avoid them at all costs, they are truly hideous!!

A speedo reveals less and thats 10 times sexier!
 

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They both look great, and I wear things like that all the time. Disagree with commenter who says 'you need a trim', because showing off your pubic hair is one of the sexiest things to do. Main thing is not to try to draw attention to it beyond just wearing it, although different regions may vary. In New York and Long Island, nobody will bother you if you show off a lot or even wear assless jockstraps like I do, but this wouldn't be the case in redneck states. Where did you get it? I get a lot of my suits like that from ABC Underwear.

What I like best about this one is the severe indentation above the basket on both sides, so that you get even more revealed without actually showing any dick or balls skin. These kinds of things are primarily very stimulating to wear, so it's hard to keep from getting excited and pulling it out, though.
 

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ugly. utterly repulsive.

why not wear some attractive beachwear but add a "please notice my penis! please!!" sign around your neck :rolleyes:

people will point and laugh.
 

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If you are going to a beach where there will be families, then you need to cover your ass and wear a swimsuit that doesn't make your dick stick out like Pinocchio's nose.
Pinocchio's nose! I got a good laugh from that one.

Even though you have a great body, I wouldn't suggest wearing that suit to a public beach. I could see people hassling you for it.
 

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i think he just wants up to look at his pee-pee. he already knows the answer to his question. put this in the "rate my dick" section, please. oh wait, we don't have one of those.
 

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I like the look--just shave your pubes.

No, don't, the pubes are easily the sexiest part. People say they don't want to see pubes because they aren't used to it. Oh well, lots of men didn't want to see braless women, and it wasn't always left up to the men. Of course, like some of these very conservative posters have said, it does say 'look at my pee-pee', it's not true that anybody with any taste would laugh. I can't think they could possibly have been doing anything better. It is definitely a gay swimsuit, though, that would be the only reason not to wear it, because people only see those suits as gay.

I'm only annoyed that you haven't answered to tell me where I can get one.
 

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I bought this for the summer... just wondered if you though these would be suitable for a normal public beach?? What do you think of them? They do keep everything covered... If you like them or don't like them tell me why
...........not on my local beach you would be raped on site.nahh dont like them not manly enough.
 

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EENglish, I am just curious as to why you post the same thread over and over again. You post an opinion question once every 6 months or so about your muscleskins swimsuit and receive the same reaction from people. A search on your posts reveals that you've asked the same question 3x before

-- In general, it's not appropriate for a family beach, according to many standards that American would have. Maybe it would be OK on the riviera. I don't know about the beaches of the UK -- maybe some parts of Brighton beach in the summer, if Brighton is a gay resort town by reputation.

-- Many people encourage you to shave your pubes if you are going to wear a swimsuit with such a contour. Exposed public hair is a very '70s look that does advertise "I'm cruising for sex"

-- More than a few people have commented about your 100% heterosexuality. Although you don't owe any one an explanation, you are sending the wrong signal in general. You are most inclined to attract gay guys with a more salacious mindset than women. Many people are asking you to adjust your 100% heterosexuality because your swimsuit is homoerotic. To be more open-minded, people are calling for the adjustment.
 

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I don't suppose there's any need asking if you would show your pubes for the sake of Paco Rabanne

FYI the pubes don't put me off as much as the whole see through protruding cock pouch beak shape. I assume the back is a thong or something right?

For a public beach it's just too revealing, not that I need to say it as I'm preceded by every comment but "wow that's hot for riding the donkeys down by the pier". I don't see the point wearing it at a nudist beach since you're practically there without it anyway... and as for ugrading it slightly to a speedo, I think "bananahammocks" can be unsightly too.

I almost invert with cringe when The Todd whips off his pants in Scrubs and you see his tackle jiggle behind the golden pouch

*shudder*