Is this the stupidest post ever?

[B_Hickboy]

Is this the stupidest post ever?

 

[mjcp]

No, this one is.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Sorry guys, you must have missed this one, it's so stupid

 

[Pecker]

I'm 62 and my penis is 14" x 8".

Is that big or average for my age?

Will it grow any more?

 

[mjcp]

Ok Pecker, you win.

 

[midlifebear]

I'm 62 and my penis is 14" x 8".

Is that big or average for my age?

Will it grow any more?

It is never too late (62? Hah! you're still a teenager in elephant years) to start a rigorous jelqing regimen. In six months, not only will you cease to be incontinent, you will no longer smell like old man pee and will have gained more than two inches in length and another inch in girth.

However, if you live in North Korea you will need to start a new jelqing regime. Still, you'll cease to smell like old man pee, will gain more than two inches in length and another inch in girth. Alas, after six months you will smell strongly of kimchee.

 

[Pecker]

Pee? I thought that was my new cologne.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Pee? I thought that was my new cologne.

Have you been spritzing toilet water instead of your cologne?

 

[TinyPrincess]

No. Not even close...

 

[Mr. Snakey]

The thread about women with beards and using duct tape to remove the hair was worst.

 

[Pecker]

Toilet water? Ha! It is to laugh.

That's where I wash my hands after I pee in the sink.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Toilet water? Ha! It is to laugh.

That's where I wash my hands after I pee in the sink.

Well, at least you're a gentleman and remove the dishes from the sink before you pee in it, eh?