Is your dick named?

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  1. Imported

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    Krueger: I'm sure some people on this site have names for their cocks, and I know others don't. Personally I don't ever refer to the name anyway, so even if I occasionally come up with something as a joke, it never sticks. What about you? Named or no?
     
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  2. ashlar

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    A friend of mine named my cock for me. She named it "Mickey" due to the silk Micky Mouse boxer shorts I used to wear as a teen. Lately, my boyfriend just calls it "horse cock". No, he's not very creative.
     
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    Oscar says "Hi."
     
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    Junior has his own demented mind, but where in the hell that name came from I can't remember.
     
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    "The Banana" sticks his head up and winks at everyone....

    Named by my wife the first time she saw him...as she laughed!

    B-man
     
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    Mine is more important that I am. It has its own pedigree:

    Lord Veddy Longpecker Twattfiller of Brownwilly, Jackough Heath.
     
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    During horseplay, one of my brothers grabbed my hardon and said, "Dude! I can feel your pulse thumping in your cock!" It's been Thumper ever since.
     
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    I'm certain I could come up with a few ideas ;P
     
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    I don't hear it any more, since the name was given by my ex, but during those years it was "Herman" because she said it was her man. Could it be that she hoped the name would eliminate other users?
     
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    Mikey because "Mikey likes it!"
     
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    Not so much a name, but I do tend to refer to him in the masculine (e.g., if I get a boner, I'll say "You know he's happy.").
     
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    many many years ago, a girlfriend of mine wrote "HEARTBREAKER" on my dick with one of those permanent marker pens. it took months to wash away completely, and everyone thought it was a tattoo :glare:
     
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    Freddy, Freddy bo betty
    Bonana fanna fo feddy
    Fee fy mo meddy
    Freddy!
    (With apologies to Shirley Ellis)
     
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    He's been Petey, short for Peter, for years.
     
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    I think my wife must know yours. She Named my tool Hermie.
    Don't know why, she just did.
     
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    Wilbur, and the boys are Timmy and Ricky.
     
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    Girthtrude: Mine is Heavy so ... im heavy... were twins and i feel very close to my penis.... we get along just fine! I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM!
     
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    okay... i think you made that up...
     
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    okay... i think you made that up...
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    DANCIN BANANA!!!!

    GIMMIE!!!
     
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    "DANCIN BANANA!!!!

    GIMMIE!!!"


    GET YOUR OWN!
     
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