Krueger: I'm sure some people on this site have names for their cocks, and I know others don't. Personally I don't ever refer to the name anyway, so even if I occasionally come up with something as a joke, it never sticks. What about you? Named or no?
A friend of mine named my cock for me. She named it "Mickey" due to the silk Micky Mouse boxer shorts I used to wear as a teen. Lately, my boyfriend just calls it "horse cock". No, he's not very creative.
"The Banana" sticks his head up and winks at everyone.... Named by my wife the first time she saw him...as she laughed! B-man
Mine is more important that I am. It has its own pedigree: Lord Veddy Longpecker Twattfiller of Brownwilly, Jackough Heath.
During horseplay, one of my brothers grabbed my hardon and said, "Dude! I can feel your pulse thumping in your cock!" It's been Thumper ever since.
I don't hear it any more, since the name was given by my ex, but during those years it was "Herman" because she said it was her man. Could it be that she hoped the name would eliminate other users?
Not so much a name, but I do tend to refer to him in the masculine (e.g., if I get a boner, I'll say "You know he's happy.").
many many years ago, a girlfriend of mine wrote "HEARTBREAKER" on my dick with one of those permanent marker pens. it took months to wash away completely, and everyone thought it was a tattoo :glare:
Freddy, Freddy bo betty Bonana fanna fo feddy Fee fy mo meddy Freddy! (With apologies to Shirley Ellis)
Girthtrude: Mine is Heavy so ... im heavy... were twins and i feel very close to my penis.... we get along just fine! I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM!
okay... i think you made that up... [post=321781]Quoted post[/post][/b][/quote] DANCIN BANANA!!!! GIMMIE!!!