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It all adds up to 100%

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  1. B_Hickboy

    B_Hickboy Banned

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    This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If the letters:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented numerically as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
     
  2. crescendo69

    crescendo69 Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (180% funny)
     
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    nudeyorker Cherished Member

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    Sad but true
     
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    ..and 103% true.
     
  5. Northland

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    Either someoone is extremely bored or sexually frustrated or that someone has been out in the woods at the family still (or maybe all three).

    Actually, it's good to see someone else converts letters to numbers-


    According to my calculations, Hickboy=73 whereas Northland=106.








    (Now give me fifty dollars to buy a burger.)
     
  6. Principessa

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    Sad but true is right. :frown1:

    When I was in high school I worked summers at Great Adventure. The most important lesson I learned there was that it's not what you know; but who you know, and how well you know them.
     
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    B_Think_Kink Banned

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    That is grand!
     
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