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  1. ronin001

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    One afternoon in chat we were playing game of It is not gay if.

    For example:

    If you receive oral from a guy but do not enjoy it, it is not gay.

    As long as their is a woman in the room while you have Male sex it is not gay

    ETC.

    Any other situations you care to add??
     
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    It's not gay if you don't push back!
     
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    "i was drunk"
     
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    Its not gay if you wake up one morning next to your best guy friend in bed naked with a hangover and he has throbbing morning wood. That's just being charitable. Right?
     
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    its not gay if
    you have had full on sex with a same sex partner
    AND
    enjoyed it all immensley
    THEN
    said to yourself
    IM not gay
     
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    It's not gay if you put 100% Straight in your profile.
     
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    It's not gay if the balls don't touch.
     
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    Goddamn it, you beat me to it by 20 minutes. That's one of my absolute favourite lines out there. Sigh.

    It's not gay if it gets you into grad school.

    It's not gay if you're watching Die Hard.

    It's not gay if he rips up the parking ticket.

    It's not gay if you were in university.

    It's not gay if it gets you Air Miles.

    It's not gay after six beers.

    It's not gay if you can ping a spitoon with it.
     
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    if you keep your eyes closed and the room is very dark!
     
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    It's definitely not gay if you're so drunk you puke during it.
     
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    It's not 'gay' if you dont give a reach around.

    It's not 'gay' if you are playing lez porn on the TV

    It's not 'gay' if you call your same sex partner a 'bitch'

    It's not 'gay' if there is no kissing lol (love that one)

    It's not 'gay' if when u are done you pound fists and say 'no homo bro'
     
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    It's not gay if I say it isn't.
     
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    Sorry, but sex with the same sex is gay.
     
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    Hmmm sounds like a chapter from the biography of a XYZ
     
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    It's not gay if you only have male-to-male sex with other straight dudes.

    It's not gay if, after having mind blowing sex with another guy, you don't feel emotionally attached.

    It not gay if, at any time during male sex, an image of Chuck Norris pops to your mind, because Chuck wouldn't allow it.
     
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    What if your wangs touch, but not your balls ??????
     
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    ...if you wear a blindfold

    ...if you don't push back

    ...if you highfive afterwards
     
  18. ronin001

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    Hahah Sweet Dude
     
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    is not gay if you are married! LOL
     
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    LOL! :biggrin1:
     
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