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It's not gay if you fuck him through a gloryhole, cause there's a chance you did a girl in the ass & not a guy
It's not gay if you suck the dick in the gloryhole cause it isn't sex with a man, just a dick
It's not gay if you're in a foreign country and nobody knows you
It's not gay on a Navy ship after the first week at sea
It's not gay if you pretend to be asleep even while saying harder, faster, etc.
It's not gay if he wears a wig & a bra and makes "girl sounds"
It's not gay if he doesn't deepthroat (an ex-Marine I used to fuck believed that)
It's not gay if he's really straight and just likes the "anal stimulation" (the ex-Marine again)
 

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It ain't gay while underway
It ain't gay if his dick is smaller than yours
It ain't gay if you don't swallow
It ain't gay if you don't like the taste
It ain't gay if you don't kiss

All in all, it ain't gay if you can't handle the word.
 

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it ant Gay
if you play
- rugby
- leauge
- afl footy
- cricket?(doubtful)

it be gay if you play ..
uuhhmmm f.....l formerly called soccer
yahoooooooooooo'
so whats happend with all this hugging prancing shirts off & kissing huh?

all BS actually, just being stoopid as usua
 

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Its not gay if you wake up one morning next to your best guy friend in bed naked with a hangover and he has throbbing morning wood. That's just being charitable. Right?

I am pretty sure that falls under the drunk and or asleep catagory, so yes I agree not gay.

( note to self dont sleep nude and be drunk in bed with X )