Italian chat up...

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  1. EnglishGentleman

    EnglishGentleman New Member

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    Italian guy goes up to a girl in a bar...

    "Hey.... do you know the difference between Fellatio and Fettuccini?"

    The Girl shakes her head.."No..."

    "Well I'm having a pasta party back at my place......."

    :biggrin1:
     
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    This girl i know was at the club Space's opening in Ibiza a few years ago and it was packed. Whilst she was dancing and sweating her little ass off, this Italian guy with long dark greasy hair asked her if she wanted to cool down.
    Eyeing the bottle of water in his hand she said yes and he slapped his wet hair in her face. Amazed and a little shocked, she decked him...bless her. :rolleyes:
     
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    :cool: I'll show you "Italian chat 'up' ...

    freaking ENGLISHMEN! It's the new English Invasion!:biggrin1:
     
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