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    I took my Italian wife out for dinner last night.

    After the meal, she said, "Oh, I am so full I couldn't put another thing in my mouth."

    "You're wrong," I said, unbuttoning my trousers.
     
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    Dum-da-dum-dum!:sucks:
     
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    lol :smile:
     
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    I try to let my wife run things at home.

    Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.
     
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    What an amazing sense of humour you have. God knows it's consistent. :rolleyes:
     
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    And for that matter, only humorous to him only. But if God knows that, then no better way to use a good lightning bolt.....
     
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    MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK And you say i am picking on you wonder why????


    "What do you want for your birthday?" I asked my Italian wife

    "Ooh," she said, "if you're feeling generous, I could do with an outfit for work!"

    So I got her a new apron and some oven gloves.
     
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    I've said my last.
     
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    There's never a good electrical storm when you need one.
     
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    I went to Italian doctor's and said, "Doctor Pellegrino, I think my Italian wife might have Alzheimer's."

    "Why do you think that?" "Doctor Pellegrino asked

    "Because she's forgotten to suck my cock ever since we got married."
     
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    showing my Colombian wife[s hot 100% real pics on skype now; my.naked.wife
     
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    Colombian are hot i have some pic's too of ones i banging pm email i will send pic's
     
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    Humor like this, I'd track weather channel for one dot com, just for him.
     
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    My Italian old lady dresses to kill. The bitch also cooks the same way
     
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    The Internet Explorer search bar is a lot like my Italian old lady.

    Bitch never remembers the things I want it to remember, but I make one mistake or visit one porn site and it keeps bringing it up for months.
     
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    The wife was screaming at me the other day

    "You never take me out!!!" the Italian bitch !

    I said "I do, I took you out on Sunday and you fucked it up!! You kept dropping my fucking golf bag!!!"
     
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    My Italian old lady caught me in our bed with another woman yesterday. She said, "I'm going to have to have a long think about where I lie in this marriage."

    I replied, "well the couch's fine by me."
     
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    My old lady has bugging the shit out of me to put a nice picture of us up on the wall.

    She wasn't very happy when I put one of her sucking my cock on facebook.







    77
     
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    77?? No wonder your wife is so bitchy...you can't even spell "69" right...:biggrin1:
     
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