Italian wife

[bigboy9239]

LOL.....funny shit

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My wife fucking stabbed me in the back last night.

Suppose that's what happens when you come home smashed, with two prostitutes for a blow job , named Coconutz and FancyPants tell the old lady to go sleep on the couch.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

A recent survey reported that one fifth of men do not know how to turn on the dishwasher.
I find that licking my wife nipples and a light gentle fingering tends to do the trick.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I fucking hate it when my old lady farts continuously after fucking.
It ruins felching when you have to worry about pink-eye

 

[B_Nia88]

Lol Busterhyman you are hilarious.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

That old lady of mine must be making a salad in the bedroom. The bitch just ran by me holding the biggest cucumber I've ever seen.

 

[Hoss]

I took my Italian wife out for dinner last night.

After the meal, she said, "Oh, I am so full I couldn't put another thing in my mouth."

"You're wrong," I said, unbuttoning my trousers.

at which point she took out a tic tac mint and popped it in her mouth and said

'Oh Buster, this is more satisfying than that dot you call a dick, and it's twice as big too.' She then departed with the waiter while you were left to pay the bill.:biggrin1:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Hoss was snuggled with his wife Russ311 on the sofa last night, they were watching, "The Thing."

When it was finished, Hoss nudged Russ311 and said, "Wake up love, let's go upstairs to bed."

Groggily, Russ311 asked, "How did you know I was asleep?"

"Easy," Hoss replied, "You weren't going down on my cock every 5 God damned seconds."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My Italian old lady got real mad at me because I demand from her too many handjobs.

But I told her she should take it up with her father:
He was the one who gave me her hand in marriage.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I was fucking my cambodia mistress when my old lady walked in on us.

She loved me, wrong time.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I've just bought the old lady a fucking pearl necklace because they reminded me of her.

She said "Aww, because they're so pretty?"

I said "No, because pearls are formed through constant irritation."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My old lady fucking smacked me with the newspaper when she caught me peeking at the neighbour.

I thought, 'She wants to treat me like a dog? I'll act like one.'

So I shit in the yard, dug a hole under the fence, and went searching for pussy.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Can you fucken beleave this... My old lady just swallowed her tongue, and she's still trying to fucking talk.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I walked into my house after 1 AM and my old lady said, "Where the fuck were you?"

"I said Playing golf."

"What? In the dark?"

"Yeah, I was using night clubs."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Weather forecast for St. Patricks Day: Lot's of Alcohol, and low standards, and bad decisions.


I'm bringing my Italian wife to the pub tonight.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Women's Classes
Located at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE CHICAGO ILL

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By October 3Th 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Next Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During theFootball
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 6
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 7
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 8
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 9
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 10
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors..

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I cant beleave it as i got from work today and my wife was sitting on the sofa with my ex girlfriend.

I said, "What the fuck is going on?"

"You fucking tell me?" replied my wife.

I said, "I don't know, you're sitting on the sofa with a stranger."

"A stranger, hey?" shouted my girlfriend, "I'm no stranger, we've been having sex for six months!"

I looked at my wife and said, "Is this true?"

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL...flip the script!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My old lady get's pissed off at me for washing my cock in the kitchen sink.

Apparently poultry belongs outside.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My fucking old lady just gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or the internet.

So sadly, this will be my last joke..... in which I talk about having a wife.