Italian wife

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My old lady called me a male chauvinist pig...

...so I porked her!

 

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My wife dumped me last week just after I broke my wrist.

Right when I needed her the most!

 

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I was delighted when I found out that my wife needs to be fitted with a colostomy bag.

Now she can't use the excuse that anal sex is dirty.

 

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Dumped my cross eyed wife today

Turned out she was seeing someone else

 

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I said to my wife, "I didn't know you could disconnect your lower jaw, I thought it was just snakes that did that."

So she got a piece of paper and wrote, "GET YOUR MASSIVE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH AND CALL AN AMBULANCE."

 

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My Italin wife going to have to start throwing the old rotten fish out of the fridge...

It's all I can taste when I eat my cucumber.

 

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My Italian wife came home from work today to find me lying on the couch. She shouted, "You never lift a finger around the fucking house, do you!"

"That's bull shit!" I said. "Do you think the TV remote operates itself?"