In light of Caitlin Upton's now-famous answer in the Miss Teen USA pageant, I'm offering this game: Answer a question in the style of a beauty contestant: You have a 30-second time limit, which translates to about 50-75 words. Bonus points for mentioning the children, extra bonus points if you can squeeze in world peace as well. You don't have to actually stay on topic, but you should sound like you're trying to convince the judges you're on topic by repeating buzzwords from the question (like "maps") in your answer. Then ask a question in the style of a beauty pageant judge for the next player. The question should mention some alarming statistic without a verifiable source, followed by a vague fluffy but "socially relevant" opinion question. Here's your first question: "Studies have shown that 85% of American homes do not have a working smoke detector. Miss Nevada, what do you think should be done about this?"