It's a Beauty Contest, like such as!

[prince_will]

Mr. Tim, I'm, like, happy to hear that she's chosen to become a geography teacher and such as. It must nice to have your career is all mapped out like that. Ms. Upton is what we all aspire to become. Thank you.

Miss Detroit, now that the car industry is all over the world, what is the main product of your fair city?

oh, honey, that's easy! tourism! people love to come all over the world to explore Detroit. they can like go to the music places because Detroit is like the BIRTHPLACE of music like um......hold on.....umm......well, i read a poster once which told me that Detroit is like the birthplace of music. Detroit is like totally awesome. i stayed at a Hyatt once which was awesome!

Miss Florida: What you would you to solve the problems in the Middle East?

 

[Not_Punny]

LOL good one!

Miss Florida: What you would you to solve the problems in the Middle East?

Mr. Will, I didn't quite get the question -- oh, you mean what would I saaaaaay to Mr. Solf? if I had the opportunity to speak to him, I would say, Mr. Solf, the problem with the Middle East is too much sand! They need to, like, build some parks or something. No wonder they all go crazy over there. Sand in your shorts... sand up your nose. It's terrible.

Miss Chica New York: Should America adopt Spanish as an official language?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

LOL good one!

Miss Chica New York: Should America adopt Spanish as an official language?

Gracias Miss MILF, pero no entiendo la pregunta. No hablo ingles porque no es necessario aprender la lengua. Mi familia and amigos hablan espanol todo el tiempo, y tambien miramos el tv en espanol. (the translator takes over)...She says I don't understand the question. I don't speak english because it is not necessary to learn the language. My family and friends speak spanish all the time and we watch tv in spanish....(translator translates the question to Miss Chica and he responds with her answer)...she is confused, she thought Spanish was the official language. You mean it is not???

Miss Colorado: Do beauty pageants exploit women?

 

[tim36]

Miss Colorado: Do beauty pageants exploit women?

No, I dont think so, I mean just the other day, Donald Trump complimented me and said I looked beautiful and busty enough to be one of the models of Playboy and that he has connections and if he set it up, I can go and do a shoot for them. I mean I was flattered, I didnt feel exploited at all, after all it was my choice to say yes or no. That isnt exploitive, to be said you should model for Playboy is it? So no I dont feel that beauty pageants, exploit women.


Miss Rhode Island: Is common courtesy and manners quickly being lost in today's society?

 

[deepwader]

Miss Rhode Island: Is common courtesy and manners quickly being lost in today's society?

Are you, like, fucking saying I am fucking rude or something? Asshole! And stop the fuck looking at my fucking tits! Fucking asshole!!!

MISS S.CAROLINA: Women over 65 were the only demographic group amongst whom Senator Clinton beat Senator Obama in your state's democratic primary. Is that because wrinkly old bitches who have lost their marbles are more likely to be racist, or do you think they just feel an affinity for Hillary for some reason?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

MISS S.CAROLINA: Women over 65 were the only demographgic group amongst whom Senator Clinton beat Senator Obama in your state's democratic primary. Is that because wrinkly old bitches who have lost their marbles are more likely to be racist, or do you think they just feel an affinity for Hillary for some reason?

Well Mr. Deepwader, sir, I do believe that women over 65 are easier to pick up and beat someone with. Ms. Clinton is quite a stocky woman but i don't think she would be able to beat Mr. Obama with a man over 65, They tend to be much heavier and more difficult to manuver. Usually women over 65 in my state weigh about 95 pounds. This allows someone to grab them by the legs and pound the hell out of someone like Mr. Obama. Sure kids would be easier to beat someone with, but there are laws about that stuff. No one really cares about the people over the age of 65. I heard she is going to use a 95 year old woman to beat Mr. Obama in the Florida primary.

Miss Florida: President Bush recently announced a "rebate" that will be sent out to millions of american families in order to address the concerns about recession. Many critics state that this action is too little and will be too late. What can the U.S. Government do to get the economy back on track?

 

[thk8plus4u]

Miss. Florida says...

"I personally believe that the citizens of this country and like such as the different colors that each of us posess when it comes to skin and such, have a right not just to 'bate' but to 'rebate'... and if that
citizen still has not caught a fish, then I personally think that every
citizen deserves a rebate."

Miss. Mississippi, what will it mean to you if an African American becomes President of the United States?

 

[deepwader]

Miss. Mississippi, what will it mean to you if an African American becomes President of the United States?

Mr. Thick, do I detect in your question some aspersion upon the fine eeeegalitarian credentials of the great state of Mississippi? Mr Thick, the civil war is OVER and has been for 143 years! It is time to bury the shame of what is past, look to the future, and BE THE CHANGE!

What could be a more fitting culmination to the process Abraham Lincoln started, than that a Senator from his own state should hold the Presidency in the 150th anniversary year of the end of that tragic conflict that scarred our nation... and that that man should be a nigger!


MISS ILLINOIS: The British Government is to recognise qualifications given by MacDonalds to burger flippers as equivalent to High School Graduation. Should Chipotle therefore be empowered to confer college degrees??

 

[thk8plus4u]

... and that that man should be a nigger!


MISS ILLINOIS: The British Government is to recognise qualifications given by MacDonalds to burger flippers as equivalent to High School Graduation. Should Chipotle therefore be empowered to confer college degrees??

(Still reeling from Mississippi's response)
"I personally believe that McDonald's and such and their environs
should continue to flip burgers in that they have knowledge to do
so, and if Chipotle has the ability and therefore can flip a burger
as well, then I personally believe all women should be able to get
a degree that... has something to do... with burgers."

MISS. CALIFORNIA, what, if anything, do the words, "READ MY LIPS... NO NEW TAXES" mean to you?

 

[deepwader]

(Still reeling from Mississippi's response)
but the Mississippi Reel is such an elegant dance, don't you think?

MISS. CALIFORNIA, what, if anything, do the words, "READ MY LIPS... NO NEW TAXES" mean to you?

Mr. Thick8, when I heard President Bush Snr say those words, I was only an itty bitty girl - but I instantly knew it was a promise that would not stick. The Beauty Industry just cannot be constrained in that way. Life without my weekly Brazilian would be just HELL - "No New Waxes" might suit such as like Barbara Bush - in fact, it was probably HER lips he was really talkin about - but for the rest of us, I say let freedom reign! (Oh, and by the way Mr. Thick8, if you want a quicj back-sack-and-crack, I know this little place.....)

MISS FLORIDA: Was Rudy just too rude for the Sunshine State?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

MISS FLORIDA: Was Rudy just too rude for the Sunshine State?
[/quote]

With all due respect, that is a silly question. I don't think Rudybaga is rude for my state...it is actually quite a tasty side dish for some meals. I mean how can a turnip be rude? My mama makes a fantastic dish with some butter and pepper. It is very good. I guess the shape could be considered rude, but I think it makes a nice contribution to my state...Thank you...(walks away confused why she would be asked a question like this)

MISS PORTUGAL: Does the U.S. belong in the Middle East and in what capacity?

 

[beretta8]

MISS PORTUGAL: Does the U.S. belong in the Middle East and in what capacity?

Well Mr Rico...that is an interesting question...I do believe the U.S. belongs in the middle because its capacity is soooo big that noone can turn away from it....I for one love the capacity for largeness.....and if I cant handle the capacity of being in the middle then I would think noone can.....by the way I looove being in the middle..mmmmmmmmmm

Miss Costa Rica...Do you feel it is appropriate that the Trilateral Committee is secretly devising plans to rule the world...and would this really be best for mankind?

 

[Not_Punny]

Miss Costa Rica...Do you feel it is appropriate that the Trilateral Committee is secretly devising plans to rule the world...and would this really be best for mankind?

Mr. Beretta, You so handsome. You must be from the French Quartet of N'OrLeans, no? But it's true. Love tridangles rule the world. But eet's so sad they must be kept secret... Ah, the stories they tell if my walls had eyes and ears, though how they talk if they just eyes and ears...I don'ta know. Your language ees so strangled.

Miss Iowa: What concerns farmers about corn crop mutations, and what possible future impact could it have on the beef industry?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Miss Iowa: What concerns farmers about corn crop mutations, and what possible future impact could it have on the beef industry?

As the first cow to be officially Miss Iowa, I must answer this question such as I am representative of cows, such as.
Farmers are afraid that mutated crops may get up and run to another farmer's field. This as we all know, is bad for the cows because they are scared of walking corn, such as, which runs around mutated-like.


Miss England: What do you believe should be done in reaction to the recent talks of a recession and why do you believe this?

 

[Not_Punny]

Miss England: What do you believe should be done in reaction to the recent talks of a recession and why do you believe this?

Mr. Dunkoff, It is quite behind me why people want to get rid of recesses, or "breaks" as they're called here in England. Little kids need time to run around, bless their little bottoms, now don't they? If I win, I plan to do everything in my powder to infect positive change for children around the world and beyond. Thank you.

Miss Switzerland: How does your country feel about other countries producing Swiss cheese?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Miss Switzerland: How does your country feel about other countries producing Swiss cheese?

As the first cow to represent Switzerland, such as in this compertition, such as my answer to such as is as follows.
If other countries produce cheese like Switzerland does, then it is fine. It gives other cows out there a chance to produce more milk for cheese.
I feel that Switzerland should be renamed 'Cheeseland' or 'Worldpeaceland' to promote cheese. Ideally, this time next year, the world will be renamed 'Cheeseplanet'.

Mrs. London, what do you feel about the current situation of a drop in the sales of frogs legs outside of France?

 

[studstickitinme]

nick your hot and big

 

[Not_Punny]

LOL - good one!

Mrs. London, what do you feel about the current situation of a drop in the sales of frogs legs outside of France?

Ewwwwww, Ms. Dumbbell, that's like so GROSS! Frog legs are nasty, slimy things -- and now you're telling me that there are droppings in there too??? That just makes me sick to my stomach.... oh no! I'm going to throw up!! Oops!!

(throws up all over the judges)

Sorry...

Miss Ireland: There have been rumored sightings of snakes on your fair isle. Are such sightings connected to Nessie?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Miss Ireland: There have been rumored sightings of snakes on your fair isle. Are such sightings connected to Nessie?

Miss Punny...I am quite surprised that my business is being brought up here in front of all these people. Let the truth be known, I only had sex with Bobbie Nessie one time. I wouldn't call what Bobbie has a snake, more like an inch worm. However, I was giddy from winning my title and I let him have at my fair isle. I am so embarassed....(hangs her head down low and for a moment thinks...did she mean the Loch Ness Monster???)

Miss South Dakota: Recently Amnesty International launched a campaign against Iran's punishment for adultery, stoning to death. Should an outside organization get involved with the culture of another country?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Miss South Dakota: Recently Amnesty International launched a campaign against Iran's punishment for adultery, stoning to death. Should an outside organization get involved with the culture of another country?

Mr Rico, I personally believe that countries such as America should get involved with countries such as Iran and such as.
I believe that the culture of others is wrong and they should be given American music and books. I believe thay should watch American films such as 'Crouching tiger, hidden dragon', which perfectly shows how us americans must act.

Miss North Dakota: What should be done to control the release of pollutants into the air, to decreace the effects of global warming?