It's a Beauty Contest, like such as!

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Mr Rico, I personally believe that countries such as America should get involved with countries such as Iran and such as.
I believe that the culture of others is wrong and they should be given American music and books. I believe thay should watch American films such as 'Crouching tiger, hidden dragon', which perfectly shows how us americans must act.

Miss North Dakota: What should be done to control the release of pollutants into the air, to decreace the effects of global warming?

Gee, Mrs Dumbcow, I'd probably put them on a leash and fence them in.


Miss Florida- Considering how much Little Havana has reacted over Castro's resignment, do you think his brother can do a better or worse job?

 

[Not_Punny]

Miss Florida- Considering how much Little Havana has reacted over Castro's resignment, do you think his brother can do a better or worse job?

Gosh, Mr. Chuck, you ARE massive aren't you. (Blushes) Well, I kinda think you, like, already answered your own question, you know? Havana reacted Little, and Hizz's brother will do a better worse job. (Makes face at Miss Pennsylvania) I might be blond, but I'm not blond from a bottle so my IQ is, like, natural.


Miss Greenland: winter tourism is not exactly a booming business in your country. Could penguin imports boost your economy?

 

[Rugbypup]

The girl in that clip was found dead 3 days later locking into a strange upright seating posion at her breakfast table. Turns out she had seen a lable on the orange carton that said 'consentrate' and after 3 days of stareing at the drink carton she herself expired.

Beauty may open doors... but brains may open worlds.

 

[B_dumbcow]

I love you rugbypup :wink2:

Gosh, Mr. Chuck, you ARE massive aren't you. (Blushes) Well, I kinda think you, like, already answered your own question, you know? Havana reacted Little, and Hizz's brother will do a better worse job. (Makes face at Miss Pennsylvania) I might be blond, but I'm not blond from a bottle so my IQ is, like, natural.


Miss Greenland: winter tourism is not exactly a booming business in your country. Could penguin imports boost your economy?

As the first cow to represent greenland, I must answer this question such as is as such follows as such is as:
Penguins would not be good as they consume much alfalfa, such as. i personally believe that the way forward for Greenland is to import money and spend it on dancing koala bears.
This will boost the economy loads.
i also believe that if all countries import money, then the world will be better.


Miss China, Is it right that garlic production should decreace, although there are talks of dracula rising from the dead?

 

[mindseye]

Miss China, Is it right that garlic production should decreace, although there are talks of dracula rising from the dead?

I would say, ah, that US Americans should not decrease garlic production, because some, ah, people don't have garlic, like the vampires in South Africa and the Iraq, like such as. And our education should teach US Americans about garlic in places like the Iraq and such as, for our children.

Miss Fawlty Towers: Do you believe that the delegates from Florida and Michigan should be seated at this summer's Democratic National Convention?

 

[B_dumbcow]

I would say, ah, that US Americans should not decrease garlic production, because some, ah, people don't have garlic, like the vampires in South Africa and the Iraq, like such as. And our education should teach US Americans about garlic in places like the Iraq and such as, for our children.

Miss Fawlty Towers: Do you believe that the delegates from Florida and Michigan should be seated at this summer's Democratic National Convention?

No. I strongly believe that they should be standing, as a sign of respect to our country. I personally believe this is the best thing to do to bring about world peace.

Miss Australia, how do you feel about the recent drop in the sales of grass?

 

[Not_Punny]

Miss Australia, how do you feel about the recent drop in the sales of grass?

Mr. Dumkof, I think it's a very good thing that there's a drop in the sale of grass -- marry jamba, canapes and pot such as. The stoners I knew in high school were like so airheaded. Like, they didn't even know stuff like Portugal was in Peru, you know?

Miss Universe: How many planets are in the solar system?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Miss Universe: How many planets are in the solar system?

It has come to my attention, Mrs.NotPunny, that there may be up to an infinity times two planets in the Earth alone.
Of course, we have never counted. In Europe there is an estimated three universes, such as France, The Mars bar and Australia, such as.

Mrs. Australia, what should America do in order to control the levels of violence in the northern parts of Hungary?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Mrs. Australia, what should America do in order to control the levels of violence in the northern parts of Hungary?

Why thank you Mr. Dumbcow. I think American could control its violence simply by feeding the hungry...it would be very simple solution. I know that before the pageant, I don't eat for like three weeks straight. That, along with my period turns me into one of the most violent people. Just last week I said damn and broke a nail. My friends and family wee shocked. However, You throw a big mac my way during that time and I turn into a pussycat! Thank you.

Mr. Poland Fitness: Is steroid use amongst adolescents out of control?

 

[deepwader]

Mr. Poland Fitness: Is steroid use amongst adolescents out of control?

Mr. Rico, there is no use of these Steriles here, how is it you say, LIKE SUCK ARSE. Our adolescent Poles is all upstanding and like suck arse straight edged. And anyway, they has all gone to Englands to the Plumbing do in the houses in Lundun where they is getting coffee and toasts every morning from the ladys and showing off that they are not steriles which is why all the new English babys has square heads and eyes too far apart and suck arse.

MISS COLORADO; Which is a better representation of Childhood in America - "South Park," "The Simpsons" or "Malcolm in the Middle" ?

 

[Not_Punny]

MISS COLORADO; Which is a better representation of Childhood in America - "South Park," "The Simpsons" or "Malcolm in the Middle" ?

Mr. Wader, like d'oh! Everyone knows that The Simpsons represents life in middle America, with or without Malcolm X.

Mr. Queens: Are spray-on tans carcinogenic?

 

[mindseye]

Carson O'Genic? Is he the guy from American Idol? Or, wait -- that late-night show? Doesn't matter -- I don't really tan's his color. That's soooo last season, you know.


Ms. Texas Junior Vocabulary: Please use the word ballcock in a sentence.

 

[Not_Punny]

Ms. Texas Junior Vocabulary: Please use the word ballcock in a sentence.

Mr. Mindseye, uh.... like.... you know.... the speeding car was pulled over by such as a bald cop?

(thinks feverishly: or was it bullock? Batok? ball cot???)


Mrs. Golden Years: Should people depend on Depends?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

Mrs. Golden Years: Should people depend on Depends?

Dear, when I was a young girl, mother would take me to the grocery store with her. She always let me pick out one piece of candy and it was so much fun deciding on which piece I would get. I would spend hours just staring at the jelly beans and gum balls and such...Finally mother would say its time to go and I would have to make up my mind which piece I wanted. Sometimes it was so hard (Ms. Golden Years pauses and stares at the audience without sayint anything...) I'm sorry dear, what was the question again?

Miss Exotic Texas: Should strippers have to wear pasties and bikini bottoms?

 

[Not_Punny]

Yikes! LOL :biggrin1:

Miss Exotic Texas: Should strippers have to wear pasties and bikini bottoms?

Mr. Rico (staring at his physique), exsqueeze me? Wouldn't it be, like, really boring if a stripper only had three things to take off. You know?

 

[beretta8]

um I forgot the question because South Africa and Iraq need me like such as to model for them and make them happy like...

Miss New York

How do you feel about a lady making her way in the world through spreading the love between her legs for a fee?

 

[Not_Punny]

Miss New York

How do you feel about a lady making her way in the world through spreading the love between her legs for a fee?

Mr. Beretta, I am shocked! How COULD you talk about women whoring themselves out for freaks!

Miss Christian Soul: How many editions of the bible have you read?

 

[BlackIsKingSize]

I was brought up in a very religious family and have devoted my life to Jesus and our Muslim Orthodox Church of Latter Day Buddha. I read the Bible every day and always make sure to renew my annual subscription so I don't miss a single issue. If I win I hope to be featured on the cover of the Swimsuit Edition.

Question: Do you feel that the media oversexualizes young people today (like the Miss Teen USA pageant for example) and what do you think should be done about it?

 

[B_dumbcow]

Er... yes because they sexualize them overly. I think that the country should purchase unsexualizing medicine from unsexual plants and oversexualize old people.

What is your reaction to the recent milk shortage occuring around all continents?

 

[yngjock20]

Well, I believe that the people should rationalize their milk so that they don't have to keep sexing their cows up for more. Also, they could give the cows glue so that they're milk comes out more thick and potent like in the pornos.


Mrs. Vuluptuous Inland County, If you could create the perfect presidential candidate, what would he or she be and what traits would make them perfect?