Miss Drag Florida: What advice would you give to young girls who are having sex very young hoping to get pregnant before graduating from high school?
Why those two bit cock blocking tramps! No wonder why I haven't been getting much action lately!
*realises where "she" is and clears throat*
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My advice is very simple, actually. Unless you're rich or he's rich keep them legs shut tight and stay in school! If they fall pregnant before graduating from high school and they're not rich, they're going to end up in a major pickle.....cos them sons of theirs are going to want Jimmy Choos and Oscar de la Renta outfits...not to mention Gucchi handbags that tie the whole outfit together nicely....and we won't even get into Victoria's Secret lingerie and when they're of age, monthly full body waxes, manicures, pedicures and facials. ...oh yes, and singing and acting classes too...and some top quality wigs, fake boobs and feather boas...and we won't even get into the make up.
Them tramps..er...girls are going to be working many jobs in order to provide their boys with enough stuff to prevent their lives from becoming a drag.
....well at least, that's what happened to my Momma...
Miss New Jersey: With the current economic climate being what it is, would you encourage Americans to grow veggie patches in their gardens? How would you attempt to make the dollar go that much farther right now?