It's a Beauty Contest, like such as!

[deepwader]

Miss Wyoming: In national parks, four times as many tourists get killed by buffalo attacks than by bear attacks. What should be done to make our national parks safer?

Ms. Milf, it is my belief that bear attacks have died down ever since the bears were given lockers in which to keep their food. National park visitors are now even required to place such as like tooth paste and mascara in the lockers for the bears so the program is obviously working and the bears are developing more cultured tastes and going off the idea of human flesh. If this works for the bears, why not the buffalo? Also, I know from personal experience that in such as like Yosemite where I spent a few days this summer the park management have ensured the food offered to humans is so disgustingly inedible as to persuade any animal that they are better off with what they have got in their lockers! I am sure the National Parks Administreation will be working to extend this innovative scheme to all other heritage sites in the United States!


MISS WASHINGTON: What ever may be their political persuasion, all loyal Americans would surely support our troops. What in particular could Ameria's teens do to buoy up military morale?

 

[Not_Punny]

LOL -- having cussed about (and wrestled with) bear lockers on numerous occasions, I found your response particularly amusing!

MISS WASHINGTON: What ever may be their political persuasion, all loyal Americans would surely support our troops. What in particular could Ameria's teens do to buoy up military morale?

Mr. Deepwater, with all due respect, I am sooo opposite to what you are saying. Women had to FIGHT to get into the military -- and now you're suggesting that only boys should join our armed forceps? Don't you think it would be like worse if women weren't there to do stuff?

Miss California: Your state has the highest teen pregnancy statistics in the nation. To what do you attribute this unfortunate statistic, and what can teenagers do about it?

 

[mgnm]

Miss California: Your state has the highest teen pregnancy statistics in the nation. To what do you attribute this unfortunate statistic, and what can teenagers do about it?

I've seen this effect first hand because 3 girls in my AP Biology class are pregnant. I attribute this to my Biology teacher. But it is quite difficult for a Catholic girl like myself to stay unpregnant since I don't believe in birth control. So to prevent early pregnancies, I suggest that all teenage girls only let their boyfriends do them up the ass or in the mouth. That way, they can retain their virginity until marriage. I swear by these methods because so far I haven't gotten preggos yet.

Miss Hawaii: Hawaii was the last state to enter the union. What other US territories should become states and why?

 

[Not_Punny]

Miss Hawaii: Hawaii was the last state to enter the union. What other US territories should become states and why?

Well I don't know about all this, but I keep hearing on the radio that the only people as can enter a union are a MAN and a WOMAN -- none of this man-man or man-goat and such like stuff. If we let anyone or anything get married to anyones or anythings, then what would happen to family value meals?

Miss Nebraska: Over 640 million credit cards are in circulation in the United States, with the average Amercian carrying $8,000 in credit card debt. Do you think the shift to plastic money has been healthy for the economy, or should measures be taken to restrict credit card usage?

 

[earllogjam]

Miss Hawaii: Hawaii was the last state to enter the union. What other US territories should become states and why?

*big smile to the camera* I think it is a bad idea to annex Iraq being that there is a war there an all. We want to promote world peace and annexing a former nation just sends the wrong message especially when those people don't want our help. Just think of all the women and children of our millitary who would suffer. Canada as our 51st state is a different story. We should annex that US territory because the people are already like us and they all seem to be so friendly.

Miss Arkansas: The anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is looming large and there is supposed tape from Osama bin-Lauden addressing the American people. Do you feel that the news media in this country should air this tape or do you feel it more prudent not to play into Al-Quada's propaganda?

 

[deepwader]

Miss Arkansas: The anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is looming large and there is supposed tape from Osama bin-Lauden addressing the American people. Do you feel that the news media in this country should air this tape or do you feel it more prudent not to play into Al-Quada's propaganda?

Mr. Logjam, get up to date! Now that we have downloading such as like i-tunes for music and bit-spurt for video, it does not matter whether this is broadcast or not! If Mr. Bin Laudnum's track is any good we will all download it; if it isn't, we won't. End of. But in my opinion it is not just about the music: like I mean, can this Al guy in his backing group dance or like anything?

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Miss Nebraska: Over 640 million credit cards are in circulation in the United States, with the average Amercian carrying $8,000 in credit card debt. Do you think the shift to plastic money has been healthy for the economy, or should measures be taken to restrict credit card usage?

 

[homelessmandril]

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Miss Nebraska: Over 640 million credit cards are in circulation in the United States, with the average Amercian carrying $8,000 in credit card debt. Do you think the shift to plastic money has been healthy for the economy, or should measures be taken to restrict credit card usage?

I personally believe that the reason that many US Americans have so much credit card debt is because many people in our nation don't have.......credit cards......because......wait a second, what's the problem again? i have, like, such as, a bunch of credit cards and i didn't have to pay for any of them, they all came free in the mail.....i dont get how someone can spend $8000 on credit cards, and anyway why not just use the cards to pay off the debt, dummy! I also believe that many people in other countries, like such as, the China and the Taiwan, are passing on their credit card debts by exporting so much plastic stuff into our US America.....or something.....personally i do not believe that the shift to plastic money has been healthy, because you try rolling up a plastic banknote into a tube, it's fricken impossible, there's no way you can get it in your nose....oh and yes i personally think that measures should be taken to restrict credit card usage, like, such as, the Federal Reserve should just confiscate everyone's credit cards until they pay off their cellphone bill, and maybe even take away their car until they get a job. Like, such as, thankyou.



Miss Idaho, what would it be like if the USA converted to Islam?

 

[mgnm]

Miss Idaho, what would it be like if the USA converted to Islam?

I think it would be neato if the US converted to Islam! We would eat matzo ball soup everyday, play with dreidels, go to temple on Saturday, and guys would wear beanies on their heads. There are already many famous Islamian people living in the US, like such as Jerry Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Barbra Streisand, and Steven Spielberg. On the downside however, we might be attacked by the Jews.

Miss New Jersey: At what age should plastic surgery be legal?

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Miss New Jersey: At what age should plastic surgery be legal?

I believe that todays then are under great pressure to look a certain way because of the images placed upon them by society, media and fellow peers and it is becoming a alarming trend for girls and boys in there early teens to undergo surgery. However i believe by the age of 21 they have matured mentally and physically enough to accept their imperfections and realize they dont have to be 'perfect' and being unique is fine. The only exceptions would be for children with abnormalities who may need surgery to correct birth defects or injuries thy have received.


Jails are becoming over-crowded at an alarming rate and with crime figured only getting higher how are we going to solve this problem?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Jails are becoming over-crowded at an alarming rate and with crime figured only getting higher how are we going to solve this problem?

Golly, Mrs Lee, I didn't know that having too many people in a jail cell would set off an alarm, but I think they should fund bigger jails so that they don't get released too early.

Miss Louisianna-In a recent video, Osoma Bin Laden dyed his beard. Do you think this attempt at looking younger will rally his troops stronger against the US?

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Miss Louisianna-In a recent video, Osama Bin Laden dyed his beard. Do you think this attempt at looking younger will rally his troops stronger against the US?

Yes. Possibly the Al Queda crew were getting a little concerned with Osama getting on in age and kicking the bucket. Now Osama is looking younger and trendier then ever they can assume they will have a leader a little longer then they previously thought. Everyone wants to look their best right! even the most wanted man in the world
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Miss Illinois: What should be the legal age of consent for sex?

 

[mindseye]

Miss Illinois: What should be the legal age of consent for sex?

65. That would give our senior citizens something positive to look forward to, and add an element of danger for the rest of us. As for me, I'm saving myself for the children! Wait, that didn't come out right!

Miss West Virginia: Do you think children's books about animals should include the beaver, the ass, and the cock?

 

[Hellboy0]

When I was a young girl, my father used to tell lovely stories at bedtime. Many was the time that these beautiful creatures would feature in his tales, and his creative use of hand puppets under my sheets have helped make me the woman I am today.

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Sorry, just lost my train of thought.

 

[mgnm]

Miss West Virginia: Do you think children's books about animals should include the beaver, the ass, and the cock?

Children's books are my favorite books to read! Actually, they're the only books I'm able to read. But to answer your question: yes, children's books should include all animals -- even if they're not as cute as horsies. We can't leave out the ugly animals such as beavers, asses, or cocks because animal discrimination is bad for the children. Animal discrimination is also bad for animal rights groups. A few stories that could be written about these animals are:

"My hairy beaver's 1st Brazilian wax"
"My sweet lil ass packs fudge"
"My cock gets stuck in a hole"


Miss Kentucky: You are a role model to little girls throughout the country. Would you pose nude if it was for a good cause?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Miss Kentucky: You are a role model to little girls throughout the country. Would you pose nude if it was for a good cause?

Golly gee, Mr mgnm, the kinda posings I do don't really have anythin g good to brag about, but more likely bad for the bad men.


Miss Rhode Island-If you were given the choices of continuing to go after Bin Laden, or quit the war after six yrs of losing 1,000'a of men & women in battle, which would you choose?

 

[Principessa]

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[Principessa]

Miss Rhode Island-If you were given the choices of continuing to go after Bin Laden, or quit the war after six yrs of losing 1,000's of men & women in battle, which would you choose?

Like that is so easy to answer! :smile: I would totally end this war on insurgent Bosnian terrorists and bring our boys home! Do you know how small Rhode Island is? With half the men under 40 enlisting after they closed Century 21 it seems like theres only ugly, nerdy boys left to date. :frown1: I mean look at me I'm a friggin' goddess, bring home the hottie soldier boys already! I don't want to have to take a chance on giving my folks average or just flat out ugly grandchildren. :biggrin1:

Too many of our most attractive mens have been killed in that darn sand pit. I say bring the hot hunks home! :smile:

 

[Osiris]

Ahem, next question please?

 

[Principessa]

Ahem, next question please?

Sorry I used up all my brain cells answering the last question :biggrin1::tongue: