It's a Beauty Contest, like such as!

[Osiris]

Sorry I used up all my brain cells answering the last question :biggrin1::tongue:

 

[deepwader]

Golly gee, Mr mgnm, the kinda posings I do don't really have anythin g good to brag about, but more likely bad for the bad men.


Miss Rhode Island-If you were given the choices of continuing to go after Bin Laden, or quit the war after six yrs of losing 1,000'a of men & women in battle, which would you choose?

Mr. Massive, the whole of the rag-headed world is watching to see if America will flinch from its wounds. FOR THE CHILDREN, we must complete our mission.

MISS FLORIDA: Did jail time make Martha Stewart a better person?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

MISS FLORIDA: Did jail time make Martha Stewart a better person?

Mr deepwader-if it did, it's going to be a very interesting slot on her show soon.

Miss Virginia-Do you feel that one yr in jail for Foxy Brown is adequate after assaulting someone with her blackberry?

 

[Osiris]

Miss Virginia-Do you feel that one yr in jail for Foxy Brown is adequate after assaulting someone with her blackberry?

Not at all Mr. Massive. Blackberries are antioxidizers that every body needs and to use such a wonderful advancement of medical science for criminal activity is uncontestable to me.


Miss Florida - Do you think that the current stock market fluctuations have an adverse affect on our education system?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Miss Florida - Do you think that the current stock market fluctuations have an adverse affect on our education system?

Not at all, Mr osiris, since Kids are waaaay too young to invest in the stock market.


Miss South Dakota-Do you think Iowa senator/actor Fred Thompson's bringing his daughter to his primary affected his running for candidacy for president?

 

[Not_Punny]

Miss South Dakota-Do you think Iowa senator/actor Fred Thompson's bringing his daughter to his primary affected his running for candidacy for president?

Is that so, Mr. Massive? Well how about that! A man has no business running for president if he's still going to primary school -- although it is sweet that he takes his little daughter to school with him. Maybe she's, like, smarter than him.

Miss North Carolina: The National Weather Service predicts that the 2007 hurricane season has an 85% chance of being above normal. What do you think global warming has to do with the current hurricane hyperactivity?

 

[deepwader]

Is that so, Mr. Massive? Well how about that! A man has no business running for president if he's still going to primary school -- although it is sweet that he takes his little daughter to school with him. Maybe she's, like, smarter than him.

Miss North Carolina: The National Weather Service predicts that the 2007 hurricane season has an 85% chance of being above normal. What do you think global warming has to do with the current hurricane hyperactivity?

Ms. Milf, I for one am glad to hear that the hurrican season is going to be above normal. If we can get some more upscale hurricanes with like more classy names such as like Melissa or Sebrina things will be a lot nicer. Everybody knows Katrina is a ho's name. Daddy said it was probably the first time in years some of those folks in New Orleans got a good wash and now maybe they'll get a blow-dry too!

Miss Indiana : "Food miles" are a big issue for environmentalists. What can we do to encourage the consumption of more local produce?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Miss Indiana : "Food miles" are a big issue for environmentalists. What can we do to encourage the consumption of more local produce?

Gee, i dunno, you think the highway comission's gonna go for having food lined up for miles?


Miss Maryland- Do you think that the recent discovery of Mother Thersea's diaries revealing she had a crisis of faith affects at all how she was/is remembered?

 

[mgnm]

Miss Maryland- Do you think that the recent discovery of Mother Thersea's diaries revealing she had a crisis of faith affects at all how she was/is remembered?

Umm, I don't think it's any of my business to know what your mommy Theresa wrote in her diary. She probably wrote the same stuff that my mommy writes about in her diary -- icky stuff about touching herself and sex with the milkman. Though hopefully, your mom Theresa won't be remembered as a whore.

Miss California: Urban sprawl has led to high carbon monoxide emissions in your state. If you were offered a shiny new Hummer as a gift, free-of-charge, would you accept it?

 

[yngjock20]

Miss California: Urban sprawl has led to high carbon monoxide emissions in your state. If you were offered a shiny new Hummer as a gift, free-of-charge, would you accept it?

Um...pass? *Cocks head to the side and twirls hair with fingers*


Miss Lower New Jersey: Statistics show that about 92% of black men have larger penises than their minority counterparts. If you were to go back in time, what one thing about your life would you change?

 

[Not_Punny]

Miss Lower New Jersey: Statistics show that about 92% of black men have larger penises than their minority counterparts. If you were to go back in time, what one thing about your life would you change?

Mr Jock, I believe you're asking me all of two questions, which I will end ever... endure to answer. On the first count, of COURSE black men have bigger penises than, like, minor children. All men do -- duh! On your second question, I would change my hairdo for my senior year photo. That beehive made me look like a hamster with a toothache.

Miss New York: Do you think the media should shop showing 9-11 photos out of respect to the families of those who were lost?

 

[deepwader]

Miss New York: Do you think the media should shop showing 9-11 photos out of respect to the families of those who were lost?

Wow like obviuously DUH! Forget the photos of them, there's like a seven eleven on every freakin corner already -- way too many. That's why I don't get it that so many people have got lost lookin for one! Maybe its because they all look the same and people like go to the wrong one?

MISS OHIO: HOOTERSprovides employment for many female college students. But what about the jocks? Should there be a DONGS DINER on the fringe of every college town?

 

[Not_Punny]

MISS OHIO: HOOTERS provides employment for many female college students. But what about the jocks? Should there be a DONGS DINER on the fringe of every college town?

Interesting idea, Mr Wader, but needlessly unnecessary. College jerks have been working at Wiener Schizzle such as for, like, hundreds of years. Of course, my parents never took me there -- there's no telling what they're putting between the buns, and I'm like, saving myself for marriage... you know?

MISS MASSACHUSETTS: Portuguese police are seeking release of a "mystery object" in their investigation of missing child, Madelaine McCann. How should British judges respond to their requests?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

MISS MASSACHUSETTS: Portuguese police are seeking release of a "mystery object" in their investigation of missing child, Madelaine McCann. How should British judges respond to their requests?

Gee, Mrs hotmilf, I always thought judges had to use the same system that we did-1-10 points.

Miss Oklahoma-Recently in Jamaica New York, a High school dean was forbidden to call 911 after a student suffered a stroke. What is the appropriate response needed to be taken for this careless action ?

 

[deepwader]

Miss Oklahoma-Recently in Jamaica New York, a High school dean was forbidden to call 911 after a student suffered a stroke. What is the appropriate response needed to be taken for this careless action ?

Uh Mr. Massive... or Chuck if I may cal you that - this is a difficult one and I can only speak from experience of my own High School days. I guess it would depend on such as like who it was that stroked the student? Like if it was like Coach Harrison stroking the captain of the football team in the locker room, that would be just normal and no need to call such as like the cops or anything. But if it was Vice Principal Roddam in her office with that big old vibromassager that she said was for her back condition - well, Ewww, it is long past time they hauled that big old lesbo off to the station house!

MISS NEBRASKA: The priority of most new First Ladies is often a makeover of the White House. If Bill Clinton becomes our first ever First Gentleman, what should HIS priorities be?

 

[Not_Punny]

MISS NEBRASKA: The priority of most new First Ladies is often a makeover of the White House. If Bill Clinton becomes our first ever First Gentleman, what should HIS priorities be?

Is that so, Mr Deepwader? Well, like, I'm sure Mr. Clinton will follow tradition and get busy making out over the fountain, the oval carpet and in every single one of those 35 bathrooms, and with all those interns to help him, well I'm sure he'll be real busy.

MISS TEXAS: With the recent brouhaha over skimpy attire worn on airplanes, spearheaded by Dallas-based Southwest Airlines, what should be done to raise the bar on clothing and decency?

 

[tim36]

MISS TEXAS: With the recent brouhaha over skimpy attire worn on airplanes, spearheaded by Dallas-based Southwest Airlines, what should be done to raise the bar on clothing and decency?

Uhmm, well I believe that would be creating more problems, because I think that raising the bar will make clothing more revelaing and clinging and therefore will force the Airlines to accept these things, because after all we do live in the United States, and have rights, so no, I think the bar should remain where it is. Uhmm, thank you.


Miss Delaware: Do you feel that education in the United States is given enough attention in our US government, and also do you feel that education should garner as much attention to the President as he does on the war on terror, why or why not?

 

[deepwader]

MISS TEXAS: With the recent brouhaha over skimpy attire worn on airplanes, spearheaded by Dallas-based Southwest Airlines, what should be done to raise the bar on clothing and decency?

Ms. Milf, as a future homemaker of America, I believe we owe it to our children to preserve decency and so it is my personal opinion that these nudist airlines should be closed down right away. To have a bar on clothing probably in any event infringes constitutional rights especially for African American citizens who would have nowhere to put their enormous schlongs. I would point out that this is also a safety issue as massive penises - of any heritage or none - hanging out over the seat arms into the aisles would likely impede escape in the event of an emergency.


DOH ! Typing at same time as above!

 

[deepwader]

Miss Delaware: Do you feel that education in the United States is given enough attention in our US government, and also do you feel that education should garner as much attention to the President as he does on the war on terror, why or why not?

Why, certainly, Mr. Tim, the President should spend more time on education. If he had been better educated, he might not have gotten us into this war in the first place!

MISS MINNESOTA: Russia has just tested its "Daddy Bomb" - a conventional explosive device three times the power of the USA's "Mother of all Bombs" -- should Americans sleep less easily as a result?

 

[earllogjam]

Miss Delaware: Do you feel that education in the United States is given enough attention in our US government, and also do you feel that education should garner as much attention to the President as he does on the war on terror, why or why not?

I believe that the No Child Left Behind program is doing a fine job augmenting the mandatory racial busing to ensure integration in our schools. With this program no child will need to walk to his or her school anymore. The program ensures all kids show up to school. This program also helps the many many obsese children who otherwise can't physically walk anymore.

I mean, over half of the battle of a good education is showing up- god knows you don't learn anything in class anyways. The other half is taking standardized tests you have been given the answers to by your teachers. Teaching for the test and busing are the two most important things a federal government can do for education and it has certainly done this. What more can you ask? I am a recent product of public education.

Just because this program is not well publicized like the war on terror, it does not mean that it is any less important or effective, just look at the test scores. In my opinion the President's education program it is quietly effective... almost silent.


Miss Texas,

In light of the destruction of places like Biloxi, New Orleans some say the increase of hurricanes is the result of global warming which shows no signs of abating. The US government response to Katrina was plagued by incompetence at the highest levels resulting in what many considered a national embarrassment. What would be your steps to remedy the short term and long term problems of this phenomena?