It's a great day to be alive!

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  1. D_Theophallus Kneedgroin

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    The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and love is in the air.
     
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    Just kidding, numbers, that's sweet...
     
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    ^^Me thinks someone forgot to take her happy pills!
     
  4. ManlyBanisters

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    How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?














    TWO AND IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!

    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

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    I was feeling a bit pmsy this morning...feeling much better now!

    Why two women?
     
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    Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    If both my feet hit the ground when I pole vault out of bed, :rolleyes: Im very happy.
     
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    yeah...why two women?
    now i am curious.
     
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    It is COLD here :(
     
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    I could think of a way you can warm yourself up:tongue:
     
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    It just is :mad:

    You heard me! :rant:

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    I don't really know why 'two' - I've just always told the joke that way :rolleyes::smile:
     
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    Nooo I don't feel like that right now.

    Our furnace needs cleaned (wish the landlords had done that before we moved in - explains why our CO2 detector went off, glad we have one), so we can't use it because it puts out all kinds of bad stuff, and so we have to have a heating contractor come and clean it and if something is cracked they will have to put in a new one. Anyway, the landlord called this morning at like 9 (when I was still trying to sleep) and said that she is going to bring over someone to look at it. So, here I am, in my cold room... waiting on them to come over here and hurry and do something and leave so I can leave my room... I wish I had a bathroom in my room, that would be nice.

    My fingers are too cold to play right now.
     
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    Maybe one is holding the ladder????
     
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    what's that smell?
     
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    oh no you didn't....:wink:
     
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    eewww Nick, leave the room when you do that!
     
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    One woman with PMS holding a light bulb and another holding a ladder - they've made entire horror films with less scary stuff :rolleyes:
     
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    Change in scenario...one screwing in the lightbulb..the other holding a tampon and midol...less scary?
     
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    How did my thread get turned into a pms discussion? :hijacked:
     
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